There's Nothing Scarier Than Getting What...

There's nothing scarier than getting what you really, really want because then you would have something really, really wonderful to lose. ;'(

The Most Frightening Person In This...

The most frightening person in this world is the one we love the most dahil yun ang may kakayahang makasakit sa atin ng sobra-sobra. ;'(

A Girl Transferred To A Public...

A girl transferred to a public school. They have a three-rowed rest room for girls. Nobody uses the middle stall of the restroom except her. She's wondering why she always feel there's someone touching her forehead every time she uses that stall. One day, she saw a janitress and asked her:

Girl: Excuse me, matagal na po ba kayo dito?
Janitress: Oo, bakit?
Girl: Kasi sa tuwing ginagamit ko yung gitnang stall ng restroom parang may humihipo sa noo ko...
Janitress: Huwag mo na lang pansinin yung, PAA ko lang iyon nung nagbigti ako.

Waah! Katakot! (@_@)

Anak, Tatay, At Ang Yaya...

Anak: Tatay, tatay! Totoo po bang may multo?
Tatay: Anak, walang multo. Bakit mo naman naitanong 'yan?
Anak: Sabi po kasi ni Yaya merong multo!
Tatay: Anak...

Walang hiya ka! Wala ka namang yaya ha!

Ngeee... =D

It Takes A Thousand Sweet...

It takes a thousand sweet efforts to build a great relationship.

Yet, one fatal error can destroy everything you have started.

Ang BF, Ang GF, At Ang Pangangaliwa...

BF: Hon, paano kung malaman mo may ibang babae akong mahal?

GF: Wala lang... Huhugutin ko lang naman ang lalamunan mo tapos isasaksak ko sa baga mo then babalatan kita at lalagyan ng asin at saka kalamansi yung flesh mo. Tapos yung sword of glory mo puputulin ko at gagawin kong sabit-sabit sa pinto namin. Bakit mo naman naitanong?

BF: (lumunok ng malaki) Curious lang. Labsyu!

Bwahahaha =D