Admit Your Mistakes Before...

Admit your mistakes before someone exaggerates the story. ;)

A Doctor & An Engineer Fell In Love With...

A doctor and an engineer fell in love with the same girl. The engineer had to attend a seminar for a week. The engineer told the girl, "I'll be away for a week and I have a present for you. But please do not open it 'til I leave."

When she unwrapped the box, she found 7 apples with a note saying, "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away."

Hehehe =P

A Fast Beating Heart Does Not Always Mean...

A fast beating heart doesn't always mean love.

A blushing face is not always a sign that you're in love.

Sometimes, amats lang yun, 'tol! Hehe ;P

Imagine A Gay Coaching A Basketball Team...

Imagine a gay guy coaching a basketball team:

"Keber sa mga chakang kalaban! Just focusing, okay? We cannot afford to Luz Valdez. Getlakin ninyo yung last free throwingness! Windangin yung mga chenes na julaban! Okay? Go for the gold to the highest leveling mga chorva! Gow lang! Gowlalu mga friendships! O tara, group hug na akembangins!"

Hahahaha! ;D Ano raw?

Sabi Nila Nasa Akin Na Daw Ang...

Sabi nila nasa akin na daw ang lahat. Ang sabi ko naman, "Yehey!"

Nye?! Achecheche! =P

The Best Way To Walk Each Day...

The best way to walk each day is not with nice shoes, but by walking with God, not only by feet but with faith in your heart. A blessed day ahead! :)

It's Fatal To Believe Into Something That...

It's fatal to believe into something that for sure won't happen, but it's pretty damn deadly not to hope for a bit.

Good day to you, friend! ;D

Melanie, Janina, at Badminton.

Janina: Paturo naman ng Badminton.

Melanie: Hawakan mo lang ang raketa na parang ari ng lalaki.

Janina: Ganito ho ba?

Melanie: Gagang 'to! Huwag mong isubo!

Nyahahahaha ;D Masayang araw! ;)

What Is The Difference Between A...

What is the difference between a panty and the sky?

Siret? The sky covers the entire population while a panty covers the source of population! Nyahahaha ;P

Somewhere Between Heartaches And Waiting...

Somewhere between heartaches and waiting comes another chance to be found by someone who can show you that you don't deserve to be just an OPTION but the CHOICE. ;)

Nanay, Anak, at Grades.

Nanay: Ang imong grado puros rid ang kulor?
Anak: Naobosan pu ng bulpen si Ma'am, 'nay!
Nanay: Ano ni ang mga "F" dine?
Anak: Ah, ang mineng nyaan, 'nay, ay "FASA"!

Nyahahahaha! ;D

You Have Not Lived Today Until...

You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who cannot pay you back. - John Bunyan, The Pilgrim's Progress

As I Read A Book, It's Hard...

As I read a book, it's hard to turn into another page unless you understand the first one. Just like love, it's hard to go on with the new unless you are over with your past.

Crew, Customer, and Fast food.

Fast food crew: Ma'am, ano po ang order ninyo?
Customer: One large burger and large softdrink.
Fast food crew: Dito po ba ninyo kakainin?
Customer: Pwede sa table na lang? Nakakahiya kasi, may mga nakapila dito sa likuran ko eh.

Nyahahaha ;P

It Is Better To Be Single...

It is better to be single yet inspired than to be in a relationship yet confused. Hehe ;P Mabuhay Singles!

I Used To Be His Princess...

I used to be his princess and he used to be my prince. Then suddenly the witch stole him from me. I thought of fighting, but then I saw him happy with his new princess. Do I need to fight for my one true love? Or just accept the fact that sometimes witches are better than princesses.

Palag?

Whatever Life Gives You, Even If It...

Whatever life gives you, even if it hurts you, just be strong and act like the way you always do because strong walls just shake, but never collapse!

Minsan, Ang Ibang Tao...

Minsan, ang ibang tao, kapag tinignan mo, kalog. Kapag naging kaibigan mo, gusto laging masaya. Pero ang hindi mo alam, kapag mag-isa na lang din iyon, napapagod din siya sa ikot ng mundo at kaya lang din niya nakakayanan ay dahil sa mga kaibigang niyang tulad ninyo... tulad mo. ;)

The First Step Towards Getting Somewhere...

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.

As You Close Your Eyes Tonight...

As you close your eyes tonight, I'm sending you my prayers to heavenly God making sure you sleep tight and tomorrow you wake up with a joyful light. ;)

Shelter Yourself With God's Love...

Shelter yourself with God's love because with Him by your side, you're sure to withstand life's strong winds and heavy rains. God bless you always!

The Stolen Glance Is The Oldest...

The stolen glance is the oldest trick we know yet it's definitely the most obvious sign of hidden admiration.

No Matter How Painful Your...

No matter how painful your decision has bee, as long as you can sleep well, it means that you made the right choice. ;D

A Word of Love Gives Inspiration To...

A word of love gives inspiration to life. A word of care gives happiness to the heart. A Word of God gives direction and meaning to our lives. God bless! :)

Sometimes You Just Have To Bitch...

Sometimes you just have to bitch around to let others be aware of their boundaries.

They Said If Love Becomes Painful...

They said if love becomes painful, it's time to let that love go. I say that if love is true, pain is never a reason to let go.

Carry Yourself In Such A Way That...

Carry yourself in such a way that when the people of the world are sitting, you would be standing. And when the world stands out, you'll be outstanding. And when the world dares to be outstanding, you'd be the standard.

If Somebody Is Taking Advantage of...

If somebody is taking advantage of your feelings knowing that you love him/her, then tell him/her this: "I'm just in love with you, but I'm not desperate."

Haha!

A Mother's Eyes So Often Shine...

A mother's eyes so often shine with laughter, joy, or tears....and with the pride of seeing children blossom through the years. A mother's lips give kisses, cautions, praise, and good advice. She shares her faith and values through hard work and sacrifice. A mother's hands are busy trying to meet her children's needs, but quick to give applause whenever one of them succeeds. Throughout her children's lives, a mother plays a vital part. She is their shining star, their inspiration, and their heart.

Happy Mother's Day! ^_^

Of Course, There's Such A Thing As...

Of course, there's such a thing as angels. Only sometimes they don't have wings, and we call them mothers. Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers in your life! Ü

When We Celebrate Easter...

When we celebrate Easter, we're celebrating the miracle, gift, and promise of an ever-loving God.

Wishing you the Miracles of Easter! ;)

~ From Bouie of TXM8S

Whenever We See The Cross...

Whenever we see the cross, may it always be a sign of life and hope, and a reminder of God's everlasting love.

Blessed Easter! :)

I Am Responsible To God For The...

I am responsible to God for the talent He has given me. We have different gifts, according to grace given us.

God Is Good...

God is good for beyond the darkness He gives us light, beyond our nightmares He gives us dreams, and beyond our tears He gives us comfort.

So with this new day that He has provided, let us thank Him even if our plans fail, and our expectations not reached for beyond these things is God's embrace saying, "My child, the path I have laid for you is just beyond the corner. Take my hand and have faith."

It's When You Smile That You Are Able...

It's when you smile that you are able to hide every damn pain you have inside, but it's also when you smile that you create the biggest and most hurtful lie.

Trusting God in Everything Is...

Trusting God in everything is the softest pillow on which to rest and the hardest rock to stand on.

A Person Who Truly Loves You...

A person who truly loves you is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believes in the smile on your face.

Awww... ;)

Ang Babae Ay Parang Eroplano...

Ang babae ay parang eroplano--kaya kang dalhin sa langit. Kaya nga lang, tulad ng eroplano, high maintenance!

Nyahahaha ;P

Half The Trouble of This Life Can...

Half the trouble of this life can be traced by saying YES too quickly and not saying NO soon enough.

Words of Wisdom From Women...

Words of wisdom from women of all ages:

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

For lovely eyes, seek out good in people.

For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.

For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.

People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms.

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands: one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.

Kung May Nagtanong Sa Iyo Na...

Kung may nagtanong sa iyo na: "Ano gawa mo?",ang pinakamagandang sagot diyan ay, "Wala! Gusto mo gawa tayo?"

Nyehehehehe ;D

Dad, Anak, & Superman...

Dad: (holding two toys, letting his son choose) Si Barbie ba o si Superman?
Anak: Superman, dad!
Dad: Good choice! (umalis si Dad)
Anak: Gwapo mo, Superman! Naka-umbok pa! Shocks!

Ahahahaha ;D

Boy 1, Boy 2, & Gulpi!

Boy 1: Bro, nakipagbreak girlfriend ko! Pinadala pa sa akin pics nila ng bagong boyfriend niya sa motel.

Boy 2: Oh? Eh ano ginawa mo?

Boy 1: Ayun, pinadala ko sa tatay niya. Haha! Gulpi siya, boy, gulpi!

Sometimes It Is Not Love...

Sometimes it's not love. Sometimes you just become so attached that you've developed a need for that person. Yes, just a need, not love. So true, di ba? ;(

Letter L, Little Miss Philippines, Ms. Gay, and Bb. Pilipinas World.

Host: Contestants, identify an organ in the human body that starts with the letter "L".

Little Miss Philippines: The LUNGS! Without it, we cannot breathe. I thank you.

Miss Gay: The LIVER! Without it our body will weaken because it cleanses our system.

Binibining Pilipinas World 2008: I'm only 17 years old and my answer is the L-BOW! Oh my gad! Ahahahahaha! I'm so sorry! Without it we cannot spread our wings and fly... butterfly! I told you I was conpident. ;)

The Strong, The Genius, and The Brave...

The Strong became Weak.
The Genius became Stupid.
And, the Brave became a Coward.

It all happened because of one thing--they all fell in love.

Maaari Nating Hingin...

Maaari nating hingin lahat ng bagay pero hindi lahat binibigay lalo na pagdating sa pag-ibig. Kaya kapag binigay sa iyo yung taong iyon, mahalin at ingatan mo agad. Huwag ka nang lumingon kung may susunod pa.

Letting Go Might Be...

Letting go might be hard. Yet, it is the best way to let another stay. 

The Law of Impenetrability states that, "no two things can occupy the same space at the same time."

Kung Kasalanan Ang Maging...

Kung kasalanan ang maging magandang babae...

I am SO sorry! Tao lang po.

Good Morning Acrostic

G~od
o~ffers us His
o~utstanding
d~evotion to
m~ake us
o~bedient and
r~eady for a
n~ew life with Him;
i~nspire others
n~ow to love
G~od above all.

Mga Pasosyal na Girls...

MGA PASOSYAL NA GIRLS, NAG-UUSAP:

GIRL #1: Oh, paano ka nakarating dito? Did you walk or did you ride?

GIRL #2: Siyempre, did you ride! What do you think of me? Poverty? Oh, common!

Hihihi =D 

Isang Gabi, Sumakay Ako ng Jeep...

Nung isang gabi, sumakay ako ng jeep. Nagtataka ako kung bakit lahat sila ay nakatingin sa akin. Ayaw nilang kumibo. Nakatitig lang sila sa akin. Maya-maya, may isang naglakas-loob na magsabi: "Iho, inarkila namin ito."

Being Alone Sometimes Gives You...

Being alone sometimes gives you space to grow. Sometimes it's hard to grow when you're too close to other people. Remember that trees are planted far from each other so they can spread their branches and mature.

;D

You Cannot Leave A Footprint...

You can't leave a footprint that lasts if you're walking on tiptoe.

Just something to think about for all the people in our lives.

g'Pm! c",)

To Grow Is To Go Beyond What You...

To grow is to go beyond what you are today. Stand up as yourself. Do not imitate. Do not pretend to have achieved your goal, and do not try to cut corners.

Just grow.

God Said, "Dont Look Around..."

God said, "Don't look around because you'll be impressed. Don't look down because you'll be depressed. Look up to Jesus all the time and you'll be blessed.

Good day! ;)

Sa Bawat Oo, May Hindi...

Sa bawat oo, may hindi. Sa bawat tama, may mali. Sa bawat tawa, may iyak. Kaya sana malaman mo na sa bawat ikaw, may ako na laging andito kung sakaling kailangan mo.

When You Want To Make A...

When you want to make a difference, subtract!

Hahaha ;o) Grabe, so deep ha?! lol

Know What Is Weird? Day By...

Know what's weird? Day by day nothing seems to change, but pretty soon, everything is different. You just go about your business and one day you realize you're not the same person you used to be.

People change whether they decide to or not.

My Days Are Too Busy...

My days are too busy.
My hours are too fast.
My rests are too few, but...
there's always a time for me to say:

"Pa-cheese burger ka naman! Burger! Burger! Burger!"

Hehehe ;P Libre mo 'ko, ha?!

What Does The Heart Do When It...

What does the heart do when it takes so much pain? Does it bleed, or does it numb itself? Honestly, I don't think it would ever understand the word "enough." ;(

Example Ng MGa Hindi Tamang Sagot...

Example ng mga hindi tamang sagot sa maayos na tanong:

Kumain ka na? Busog pa ako.
Andiyan ba nanay mo? Bakit po?
Anong oras klase mo? Mamaya pa.
Saan kayo galing, tol? Nagstroll lang, tol!
Paano mo ginawa 'yan? Madali lang.
Bakit ka wala kahapon? Absent ako.
Anong oras na? Maaga pa.
S'an ka na? Papunta na diyan!

Tama, 'di ba? ;P

There Was A Man Who Saw A...

There was a man who saw a bee floundering around in the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger,but the bee stung him.The man still tried to get the bee out of the water, but the bee sting him again. Another man nearby told him to stop. But he said, "It is in the nature of bee to sting. It is in my nature to care. Why should I give up?"

Don't give up caring. Don't give up doing good even if people around you stings. A Blessed day! :)

Anonymous Student Nurse & Physician...

Anonymous student nurse: "In one of my clinical duties, a physician shared me this.. "I've been practicing medicine for almost 30 yrs & I've prescribed many things, but in the long run, I've learned that for most of what ails d human creature, the sole perfect medicine is LOVE."

"What if it doesn't work?", the student asked. The physician replied, "Double the DOSE". :)

A Psychoterapist Was Not Getting Any...

A Psychotherapist was not getting any patient. He soon found out why. Under his name was the sign - PSYCHO THE RAPIST!

The Ones Closest To You Are...

The ones closest to you are the ones wh0 hurt you the deepest.

Hope Is Not The Conviction That...

Hope isn't the conviction that something wilk turn out well, but rather d certainty that something makes sense regardless of how it turns out.

I May Never Have The Opportunity To...

I may never have the opportunity to do great things for you, but I'll always find a chance to do small things in a great way... through prayers, of course! Ü

God Stands By Us When...

GOD stands by us when we're down & out, GUIDES us when we think of quitting, & INSPIRES us when things seem confusing. GOD knows, GOD sees, and GOD cares.

I Am Only Human, I Do Lose...

I'm 0nly human. I do lose temper sometimes. Despite my imperfections, I'm striving hard to be the best that I can be. If there comes a time you get hurt by me, please do think that I'm like a road under construction displaying a sign that says, "please bear with the inconvenience."

There Are No Random Acts...

There are no random acts. We are all connected. You can no more separate one life from another that you can separate a breeze from a wind.

Juan, Guide, at Museo...

Sa isang museo...

Juan: Eto bang pangit na ito ang tinatawag ninyong "ART"? Hampangit naman niyan, nakakasuka! Painting ba ito, tour guide?

Guide: Hindi po, sir. Salamin lang 'yan!

Nyahahaha ;o)

Friend 1, Friend 2, At Pagtetext...

Friend 1: Friendship, may taning na ang buhay ko. Last night ko na ito. Text naman tayo buong gabi...

Friend 2: Tumigil ka nga! Maaga pa ako gigising bukas! Buti nga ikaw hindi na. Duh?! I hafta sleep, ya know?

Nyahahaha ;)

Leaving Someone Behind Means You Only...

Leaving someone behind means you only want the best for them even if it means swallowing the sad reality that the best just isn't in you. ;(

If You Love Someone, Set Them...

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back again, set them on fire. Aba! Pagkatapos niyang magpakasawa sa iba eh ikaw na naman?! Sunugin na 'yan! Uhm! Buhay ka pang mokong ka ha!

Hahahahaha ;o)

Sometimes When You Say I'm Okay...

Sometimes when you say "I'm okay" you want someone to look you in the eyes, hug you tight and say, "I know you're not..."

When You Stumble, Pick Yourself...

When you stumble, pick yourself up. Never wait for someone to tap you and get you back to life; after all, you were born alone, single, and strong. ;D

When You Walk Away Make Sure...

When you walk away, make sure that you have not left something you cannot live without behind. Remember: not everything lasts forever, no one waits forever, because someone may pick up what you failed to value.

There's still hope for us pala eh. ;P

Lessons Life Taught Me These Past Weeks...

Lessons LIFE taught me these past weeks:

Let go of people who can't treat me right.

Don't bother wasting time trying to please them and hold on to those who fought for my fights.

Ang Alamat Ng Pandekoko...

Ang Alamat ng Pandekoko:

Noong unang panahon, wala pang pandekoko; monay lang ang mayroon. Pero may isang panadero na ang pangalang ay Koko.

Namatay si Koko dahil sa ala at sa pinaglibingan nito ay may isang sakong tinapay na natagpuan.

"Wow, ang sarap naman ng tinapay na ito! At may matamis na palaman pa sa loob," sambit ng nakakararami.

"At dahil ang nakalibing diyan ay si Koko, tatawagin natin yan na Koko-jam!"

Alamat pala ito ng Koko Jam. Sorry naman :P

I Am Aware That I Am Less Than...

I am aware that I am less than some people prefer me to be, but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see.

If Our Heart Is The Strongest...

If our heart is the strongest muscle of our body, then why does it break easily? ;(

Halimbawa Sa Puso Mo Dalawa Ang...

Halimbawa sa puso mo dalawa ang tinitibok nito. Sino ang pipiliin mo: ang malayo sa iyo pero sabi mong mahal na mahal mo o yung nasa ibabaw mo na pump ng pump sa iyo?

Haha ;)

If The Jeepney Won't Move...

If the jeepney won't move, start walking. Hahaha! Nonsense? Here's the sense: stop complaining, do something. ;P

Whatever Your Prayers, Dreams, And...

Whatever your prayers, dreams, and wishes, be patient--for even the sun has to wait for the dawn to fulfill its promise of a new tomorrow.

Morning! :-)

I'm Definitely Loved And Whatever...

I'm definitely loved and whatever happens to me I'm awed by this love. And so my life is good.

~ J. Bakhita

The Measure of Success Is Not...

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it's the same problem you had last year.

~ J. F. Dulles

Happy araw! ;D

Manny, Jinky, At Ilaw...

Sweets, Honey!

Manny: Honey, buksan mo na yang sweets!
Jinky: Nasaan, honey? Lambing mo talaga, mwah!
Manny: Yung sweets ng elaw. Dili kasi ako makaketa. Ang delem!

Nyahahaha ;D

Loving Him Was One Thing I Was Afraid...

Loving him was one thing I was afraid of; and, I was right, it hurts. But, I thank him anyway. I learned to let go. He taught me what love really is and now I know... it was never him...

Never Doubt Someone's Love For You...

Never doubt someone's love for you. If you find some imperfections, let it be. If you survived the pain, the happiness is satisfying. Never find a perfect love because love without pain is just a game.

Lent Reminds Us All That Our Lives...

LENT reminds us all that our lives & material possessions are just being LENT to us. We're only all passers by, all pilgrims on the road. We bring nothing when we go to our FATHER; but we can leave behind the love we've shared, the hope we've given, the goodness we've done. A meaningful HOLY WEEK to you.

Some Years Ago, A Newspaper...

Some years ago, a newspaper offered a prize for the best definition of money. Out of the hundreds who competed, the winner submitted this food for thought: "Money is a universal provider for everything but not happiness. And a passport to everywhere but never in HEAVEN because JESUS is the Way.

Blessed Höly Days!

The Lenten Season Re-echoes God's...

The Lenten season re-echoes God's call for us to redirect our heart towards Him. What we love reveals what we value. The secret of having a meaningful & grace-filled season lies in what is hidden in us.

May God find a contrite heart in each of us this Holy Week. Reflect & repent! It's the season's calling.

A Lenten Message...

A Lenten message:
UNDERSTAND when others won't;
FORGIVE when others can't;
CARE when others don't;
LOVE despite hardships & pain.

God bless you!

To Those I Have Wronged...

To those I have wronged, i ask forgiveness. To those I may have helped, I wish I did more. To those who helped me, my sincerest gratitude.

Have a Blessed Holy Week!

Hotline Numbers to Jesus...

HOTLINE NUMBERS TO JESUS:

1. When in sorrow, call John 14.
2. When you have sinned, call Psalm 51.
3. When you're in danger, call Psalm 91.
4. When you grow bitter, call 1 Corinthians 13.
5. For the secret to happiness, call Colossians 3:12-17.
6. When your prayers grow narrow and selfish, call Psalm 67.
7. If you find the world growing small and yourself great, call Psalm 19.

Don't erase, this will come in handy. Have a meaningful holy week!

The Greatest Man in History...

THE GREATEST MAN IN HISTORY: Jesus had no Servants, yet they called Him Master. Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer. He had no army, yet kings feared Him. He won no military battle, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. *He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Feel the HONOR to Serve such a LEADER who LOVES US!

A blessed and meaningful HOLY WEEK!

The Strongest People Have The Worst...

The strongest people have the worst problems, the worst trials, the worst situations. It's not because God wants them to suffer, but it's because God trusts them so much He gave them something He knows they can overcome. Be thankful for God's trials! They are His gifts to strong people. ^_^

If God Painted A Beautiful Rainbow...

If God painted a beautiful rainbow as a sign of His love for us, we must also paint a beautiful SMILE to start the day.

Have a marvelous day ahead, friends! :)

Remember God First Before You...

Remember God first before you begin the daily games of your life. Put Him as your weapon in happiness, in guts, and trials, in strength and in success!

Sweet morning! ;)