Sino Ang Pinakatangang Babae Sa...

Sino ang pinakatangang babae sa mundo? Eh di si Eba! Kasi nakita na nga niyang hubo't hubad si Adan pero mansanas pa rin ang isinubo niya.

Dalawang Nerd Na Nagtatalo...

Dalawang nerds na nagtatalo.

Nerd 1: Alam mo, E=MC2 ka. Epal = Masyadong Corny squared!

Nerd 2: Weh?! Ikaw F=MA. Feeling = Masyado kasing Absorbed!

Nerd 1: E ikaw, P=MV. Panget = Masyado pang Vain!

Nerd 2: Nyee, e ikaw W=MG. Wangbu = na May Galis!

Nerd 1: Sus! Ikaw nga e I={MR. Ikaw = pinagsamang Moronic reincarnation ng Rats!

Nerd 2: Josme! Yun lang?! E ikaw nga K=P+1/2PV2+HPG! Kumag = Praning na medyo Pogi kuno pero Vainglorious Vermin naman! Hambog Pa at mukhang Galunggong!

Masayang day to you! Hehehe :-)

Naisip Ko Na Kahit Centrum...

Naisip ko na kahit Centrum ang inumin mo, kung wala naman ako sa buhay mo--never ka pa ring magiging COMPLETE!

Hehehe ;-P

I Can Hide The Pain That I...

I can hide the pain that I feel and make others think that I have already move on. But, I can never deny that truth that the person who failed and hurt me is still the same person I wish to love me.

Ang BF, Ang GF, At Ang Pangangaliwa...

BF: Hon, paano kung malaman mo may ibang babae akong mahal?

GF: Wala lang... Huhugutin ko lang naman ang lalamunan mo tapos isasaksak ko sa baga mo then babalatan kita at lalagyan ng asin at saka kalamansi yung flesh mo. Tapos yung sword of glory mo puputulin ko at gagawin kong sabit-sabit sa pinto namin. Bakit mo naman naitanong?

BF: (lumunok ng malaki) Curious lang. Labsyu!

Bwahahaha =D

Practice The Pause...

Practice the pause!

When in doubt, pause.
When angry, pause.
When tired, pause.
When stressed, pause.

And when you pause, pray! Then breathe.

Clear the mind. View from a different perspective then smile! And laugh, too.

Even your heart needs to rest.

Pinakamasarap Na Feeling Sa Mundo Ay...

Pinakamasarap na feeling sa mundo ay yung tititigan mo pa lang ang crush mo pero siya nakatingin na sa iyo at naghuhubad pa! Nyahahaha =D

A Five-Year Old Kid Got...

A five-year old kid got jealous on his new born brother. That night, he put poison on his mother's nipples. The next morning he can't go to school because their driver died! Saklap, no? Hehehe :)

Go for Someone Who Is Not Only...

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but someone who is willing to take every risk just for an hour  with you.

Awwww *^_^*

Kung Gagawa Ka Ng Isang Bagay...

Kung gagawa ka ng isang bagay na hindi pa naiimbento, ano 'yun?

Ako? Gagawa ako nito...

Red Horse Capsule 500mg! Isang tableta lang, sapul agad! Ito ang tama!

Also available:

Red Horse Syrup for babies 6-12 months.
Red Horse Litro Pack - natitimplang Red Horse
Red Horse Candy - para pwede kahit may klase.

Hahaha :-D Adeek!

When Someone Is Blatantly...

When someone is blatantly flirting with you, makipag-cooperate ka naman. Hihihi ;P

History ng Foot Spa 101

Judas: Anong gimmick yang hinuhugasan ni Magdalena ang paa ni Bossing?

Peter: Huwag ka ngang makialam! Darating ang araw at tatawagin 'yang Foot Spa!

Hehehe ;-P

Avoiding Someone Has Only...

Avoiding someone has only two reasons: (a) either you hate that person, or (b) you're still in love with that person. )-:

The Most Difficult Phase of Life Is...

The most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you.

It's when you don't understand yourself.

Be Strong. Remember, Not Everything...

Be strong. Remember, not everything has a happy ending and endings don't mean you have to stop.

It's just a way of telling us that there's a new beginning ahead of us.

You should always be ready for the unpredictable and expect the unexpected.

It's easy to fall, hard to get up, but once you're up and back on track, you will be a better person.

That's the way of life! You don't just live it--you learn from it.

According to The Ancient...

According to the ancient, the engagement ring is placed on the fourth finger of the left hand. Essence?

Because it has a vein leading directly to the heart.

Bilis Ng Panahon, No? Kailan...

Bilis ng panahon, no? Kailan lang nagkukulitan pa tayo, nagdadal-dalan, naglolokohan, nagtatawanan, nag-iiyakan, nagtatakutan. Nakakamiss din iyon. Hayaan mo. Kapag nagkita tayo, barilan naman!

Excited na ako. Ikaw? Hehe =)

Did You Know That The Darkest...

Did you know that the darkest time of the day is the minute before sunrise?

So, when you feel that you're at the darkest moment of your life, remember that the sunrise is just a minute away.

Good day! ;)

Always Live The Life You Want...

Always live the life you want to live, be the person you can be proud of. Make decisions, make mistakes. If you fall, you fell because you tried. No regrets. Embrace the total darkness in you because life is too short to be always cool. You are what you are, take it or leave it.

Two Sperms Were Swimming...

Two sperms were swimming side-by-side. One said to the other, "How far 'til we reach the fallopian tube?"

The other retorted, "Fucking miles, pare! We've only just passed the tonsils kaya."

Hehehe ;)