A Boy Writing A Request Letter...

A boy writing a request letter to order 2 geese. "I would like to order 2 gooses."

Ngek, parang mali yata... "I would like to order 2 geeses."

Ay, parang mali pa rin yata... Hmmm... Eto na lang: "Dear Sir, I would like to order 1 goose. Thank you very much. P.S. Please add 1 goose." ;P