Sexy Facts of Life...

Sexy facts of life:
(1) Fate is like getting raped--if you cannot fight it, learn to enjoy it.
(2) Work is like a gang bang--ten people are behind your ass to take your place.
(3) Education is like hiring a prostitute--it needs both money and hard work.
(4) Success is like masturbation--only your own hand can let you achieve it.

Green, pero may point naman, hindi ba? ;)