I Know Someday We Will Be Moving...

I know someday we'll be moving on with our own lives, but whatever it takes whenever and whatever we'll be no matter what, you'll still be a part of whatever I'll be.

A Perfect Start Does Not Promise A...

A perfect start does not promise a perfect ending. How you finish is just as important as how you begin.

Run life's race with patience and perseverance.

Mapagpalang day to everyone! c",)

Do You Know Why It Is Hard...

Do you know it's hard to be happy?

It's because we refuse to let go of the things that make us sad. ='(

An Attempt To Define Love...

Love means trusting yourself with someone who has seen you at your worst and loves you in anyway.

It means teasing each other and laughing at inside jokes, nobody but only the two of you understands.

It means feeling safe enough to talk about anything and having the patience to work out disagreements.

It means counting on someone who sympathizes when you had a bad day, worries about you when you're gone too long, and always welcomes you with open arms no matter what.

True Love Does "Make Love" And Not...

True love does "make love" and not sex...

touches the breasts, but also the heart...
sips the tongue, but kisses the lips...
had pleasure, but more on passion...

If you are thinking of someone while reading this, "'di ka na virgin" but you really love that person.

Hehehe =P

BF, GF, at Kakornihan...

bf: Love, alam mo naaawa ako sa iyo kasi lonely ka palagi eh
gf: Hindi naman kaya?! Paano mo naman nasabi?
bf: Mag-isa ka lang kasi sa puso ko.ü

Hangkorni!ü Away-away ito panigurado; gusto ni bf yata ng querida eh! ü

In Europe, where Pieta created by Michaelangelo...

In Europe, where Pieta created by Michaelangelo is currently displayed:

Italians: Magnifico!
Brits: Bloody brilliant!
Americans: Wow, amazing!
Japanese: Sugoi!
Filipinos: Kodakan na! Dali! Dali! Picture-picture tayo! Pang-Friendster na 'to!

Wahahaha =o)

Honey Bees Must Tap...

Honey bees must tap two million flowers to make one pound of honey. Remember that the sweetest rewards come from the hardest struggles.

Good day! :)

Most People Would Say That Running...

Most people would say that running away from an uncertain feeling is a coward thing to do. I, however, think otherwise. Stopping yourself from indulging in the breathtaking emotion of falling is the bravest way of accepting the fact that being drowned with what confuses you will never be an assurance that someone is also falling at the same time for you.

Korak?! ;P

Census, MRS. & Mga Anak...

Census: Mrs., ilan ang anak ninyo?
Mrs.: 12 boys! Lahat name nila ay Johnnie para kapag sumigaw ako, lahat sila ay lalapit.
Census: Eh paano po kung isang bata lang ang kailangan ninyo?
Mrs.: Ah, syempres sa apelyido na yan.

Nyahahaha ;P

If You Think You Can...

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory.

~ William Hazlitt

May you have an extraordinary day ahead! ;)

There Are Always Time Laps Before...

There are always time laps before your dream becomes a reality. Remember, a delay is not a denial. Maturity is understanding the difference between NO and NOT YET. ;)

Piolo, Sam, and Needs...

Piolo: There are only five (5) things a person needs in his life--some work, some fun, some friends, some love, and sam milby.

Nyahahaha ;D

The Best Way to Heal A Heart That...

The best way to heal a heart that has been broken is to kill that person who has made it happen. Very inspiring indeed ;P

Being Kind Is Much More Important...

Being kind is much more important than being right for sometimes what a person needs is not a brilliant mind that speaks, but a patient heart that listens. ;)

Life Is Made Beautiful By People...

Life is made beautiful by people whose thoughtfulness infuses the heart with gladness and diffuses sadness away. Do not stop being a nice person.

Stay safe and God bless! ;)

He Told Me That I Was...

He told me that I was just another face in the crowd. So, I told him he was just another jerk up the street. Maybe it was my fault to interrupt his words, because while he was walking away, I heard him murmur, "another face in the crown... that managed to take my breath away..." while I found myself saying, "another jerk up the street, that I'd die to live next to."

Awww, so sad. ;(

Sun Come Man Narrow Row On...

Sun come man narrow row on, cup for kill lung an moo co. The rat thing at the rat thing a co. A king cave bee gun... Haha!

Read it again slowly, it's for you ;)

Life Is Like A Rubix Cube...

Life is like a Rubix cube. There are innumerable wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter which side you look at. ;)

The Greatest Feeling In Life Is...

The greatest feeling in life is to find someone who knows your faults and weaknesses but still willing to embrace you with so much love without doubt.

You Can Miss Someone...

You can miss someone who died. You can miss someone who moved away.

But, the worst way to miss someone is missing someone you see every single day. ;(

Don't Ever Let Yourself Get So Busy...

Don't ever let yourself get so busy that you miss those little but important extras in life: the beauty of a day, the smile of a loved one, or the serenity of a quiet moment alone. For it is often life's smallest pleasures and gentlest joys that make the biggest and most lasting difference.

I'm not a good...

I'm not a good adviser but enough to be understanding. I'm not always around but enough to depend upon. I'm not so thoughtful but enough to be so sweet. I'm not your best friend but enough to be your real friend.

Every Nice Friend...

Every nice friend is a glimpse of God. It is one of life's best blessings, a priceless gift that can never be bought, sold, or forgotten.

Just like you! (", )

Time Can't Promise...

Time can't promise us lasting happiness. It's just there, giving enough chance to make our lives worth spending and mine has been good with your presence.

Someone Can Mean...

Sometimes, someone can mean so much to you... that even the truth can't change your mind.

Know Why God Blessed...

Know why God blessed you another morning to wake up? It's to forget the pains of yesterday and see the chance the new day has brought, to dance and laugh again, to make up for the wrong things you've done, to see your friends, to love again, to make others feel happy and loved. You see, it's more than just another long day ahead.

It's God's way of reminiscing you that He cares and loves everyone of us. =D

Always Stretch Your Heart...

Always stretch your heart and expand your love, so that it touches not only those whom you give it to, but also those who need it so much.

An Inspiring Lesson...

An inspiring lesson I've learned is that what counts the most in my life is not what I have... it's who I have.

It's Not How Long It Took...

It's not how long it took you to finish school that matters. It's what you have learned: about life, about others, about yourself, and about everything else.

And, using it to be a better person that matters most.

There Will Be Two Dates On Our...

There will be two dates on our tombstone, but all that's going to matter is the little dash between them.

Make the most out of this day! ;)

A Frog Went Inside Malacanang Palace...

A frog went inside the Malacanang Palace and it deeply distrubed GMA for when the frog croaked, it said, "Korap! Korap! Korap!"

Hahahaha ;o)

You Shall Never Assume That Somebody...

You shall never assume that somebody loves you by only seeing through their sweetness. Sometimes, we shall believe in the fact that some people are just sweet.

Shucks! ;(

The Reputation of A Thousand Years May...

The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour.

~ Japanese proverb

Desperadang Panget & Her Diary Entry...

Dear Diary by Desperadang Panget:

Gosh, I'm so happy! Nahuli kasi me ng crush ko na nakatingin sa kanya! Tapos sabi niya tang-ina ko daw! Gwapo niya nung sinabi yun, in fairness!

Last time naman natulak niya me tapos dumugo nose ko kasi sinadya ko siya bangggain. Nakakakilig, Dear Diary! At least di ba nagdikit kami?

Humingi na siya sa akin ng picture eh. Shet! Ang haba ng hair ko! Grabeh! Sabi kasi niya ipapasalvage daw niya ako. How sweet, right?

Tomorrow ulit ha! Tawagan ko muna siya. Sana di niya ibagsak ulit ang phone. Shit! I love him na talaga! Forever na ito! ;)

What Matters in Life Is Not What You...

What matters in life is not what you bought but what you built; not what you got but what you shared; not your success but your significance; not what you learned but what you taught; not your competence but your character; not how long you will be remembered but by whom and for what.

They Say Love Is Sweeter The...

They say: "Love is sweeter the second time around."

Parang mali kasi para sa akin. Feeling ko dapat ganito: "Love is sweeter KAPAG nakakaraming rounds!"

Hehehe ;)

If Nature Has Made You A Giver...

If nature has made you a giver, your hands are born open and so is your heart; and, though there may be times when your hands are empty, your heart is always full and you can give things out of it.

Awww ;) So inspiring, 'di ba?

Taong Grasa, Estudyante, at Bisyo...

Taong Grasa: Palimos po?
Estudyante: Umiinom ka ba o nagyoyosi?
Taong Grasa: Naku, wala ho akong bisyo!
Estudyante: 'Lika! Sama ka sa bahay para makita ng mga magulang ko ang kinakalabasan ng taong walang bisyo sa buhay.

Hehehe, 'tado 'to ah! ;P

Juan, Pedro at Elisi...

Juan: Bakit yung airplane kapag umiikot ang elisi umaangat sa lupa eh yung electric fan hinde?

Pedro: Tanga ka pala eh! Kasi yung electric fan my kurdon kaya pinipigilan lumipad yun! Duh?!

Wahahaha ;o)

We Face All Challenges Beyond...

We face all challenges beyond all the problems because we believe that the more pain we overcome, the more stronger we become. Just hold on for Jesus is always around!

God bless po! ;)

Life Is A Constant Change...

Life is a constant change.

Love is the greatest surprise.

Friendship is your best defense.

Maturity comes with responsibilities.

Death's just around the corner, so expect a little.

Assume nothing, sometimes be selfish.

Learn from your mistakes; listen to your heart; take care of your friends.

Treasure your family; achieve your goals; cry because of laughter; laugh because of pain.

Eat your pride and throw up all the anger in you.

Always remember that life is the best gift because not everyone gets the chance to have it like you do. ;)

I Fell So Hard for Him...

I fell so hard for him. I did love him more than anyone else, and now I want him to stay... away from me! ;(

It's Faith in Something And Enthusiasm For...

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living.

~ Oliver Wendell Holmes.

Stay happy and optimistic! ;)

Boyfriend, Girlfriend, and Pictures...

Boyfriend (BF) and Girlfriend (GF) after having sex.

GF: Bakit kuha mo ng picture flower ko?
BF: Papasikat ako sa barkada ko. Eh, ikaw, bakit mo kuha din picture bird ko?
GF: Ipapa-enlarge ko lang.

Nyahahaha ;P

Our God Can Read Each...

Our God can read each falling tear.
He sees the heart that needs cheer.
He knows the path that's hard and clear.
Don't ever give up for He is near.

Have a blessed day! (^O^)/

If You Do Not Go After...

If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it.

Good day! ;-D

Paglaki Ko Gusto Kong...

Paglaki ko, gusto kong maging... Sa Iyo!

Oha, yun ang banat! Wahahaha =D

Alam Mo, Hindi Ko Na Alam Kung...

Alam mo, hindi ko na alam kung paano na ako kung wala ka sa likod ko. Pakiramdam ko lahat ng gagawin ko ay mali. Ang masama pa, wala ka para itama iyon.

~ Lapis na walang pambura. Emo pala!

Hahaha! Happy araw! ;P

Pare 1, Pare 2, At Pacquiao...

Pare 1: Sikat na talaga si Pacquiao, no?

Pare 2: Bakit naman?

Pare 1: Bumili kasi ako ng bagong phone. May option na sent to Many!

Pare 2: Tanga nito! Matagal na yun kaya. Di naman nagtetextback si Many eh.

Acheche! :-D

Your Pain Is But The Breaking...

Your pain is but the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.

~ Kahlil Gilbran

Morning Comes Everyday And As...

Morning comes everyday and as we get out of bed, let's leave our worries behind and face the day with a smile and say: By God's Grace, I know I'll be okay.

Good day to you! =)

What Is The Most Sensitive Part...

What is the most sensitive part of the body during sexual intercourse?

Ah, eh di EARS! Duh?! Why kamo? Kasi it can easily hear footsteps coming... "May tao! May tao!"

Hehehehehe ;P

Things We Must Be Thankful For...

Things we must be thankful for:

1. Worries at the start of the day: means you are still alive.
2. Headache at the end of the day: means you can still work hard.
3. Clothes that don't fit: means you have food to eat.
4. The mess to clean up after a party: means you have friends.
5. Roof that needs fixing: means you have a house to live in.
6. Taxes to pay: means you aren't unemployed.
7. Too many text messages such as this: means you're remembered!

Stop Chasing Until...

Stop chasing until you're ready to catch me.

Asteeg, di ba?! Hehehe ;)

I Was Once Asked By A Curious...

I was once asked by a curious four-year old boy. A Question that made my jaw drop and left me puzzled until this time.

The boy asked me this: Ano po ang animal sound ng giraffe?

Ano nga ba?! Juice ko naman!

Three Ways To Catch A Tiger...

Three (3) ways to catch a tiger:

1. Newton's Law: Allow the tiger to catch you then you catch the tiger.
2. Einstein's Law: Chase the tiger until the tiger becomes tired then you catch the tiger.
3. PNP & NBI Method: Catch a cat and beat it until it agrees that it is a tiger.

Haha ;o)

By Persistently Remaining Single...

By persistently remaining single, I am slowly converting myself into a permanent public temptation.

Hahaha ;P

Praying Without Faith Is...

Praying without faith is futile. Faith without action is another thing. Let us pray with humbleness and sincerity. I'm sure God is listening to us. Thanks, God!

Have a nice day y'all! ;)

Erap, Teacher, and English Translation...

Teacher: Erap! I-translate mo itong sasabihin ko sa English, okay?
Erap: Yes, ma'am! Ano po iyon?
Teacher: Ang uwak ay hinang-hinang naglalakad-lakad.
Erap: Hmmm... The wak-wak who weak, weak, walk-walk?

Nyahahahaha ;o)

Nobody Achieves Great Success In Life...

Nobody achieves great success in life without a give-up story.

Nothing comes for free.

There will come a time when you, too, will have to give up something good if you want something better.

A Duck In A Pond Is Calm...

A duck in a pond is calm and careless. But, what you don't see under the water is the struggling and stressed feet of the duck.

Point? What you see is not always what it seems. ;-)

Las Vegas...

Las Vegas...

You wanna know about Las Vegas?

Las Vegas is actually "Huling Saing"!

Bukas wala ng bigas! Hihihi :-D

Tips Kapag Ikaw Ay Inip...

Tips kapag ikaw ay inip or bored:

~ Magtimpla ng juice sa inodoro at inumin.
~ Manguha ng mga dahon at mag-imbento ng bagong alak.
~ Pumanhik sa bubong at mag-rapel pababa gamit ang yarn.
~ Lumabas ng daan at mag-amok.
~ Bulabugin ang bahay ng mga langgam o antik.
~ Gumawa ng sand castle sa tapat ng gate.
~ Magtayo ng tent sa office gamit ang kumot sa bahay.

So, bored ka ba? =D

Boy, Miss, At Kabastusan To The Max...

Boy: Miss! Huhulaan kita, gusto mo?
Miss: Oo ba! Shoot!
Boy: Single ka, no?
Miss: Ang galing mo naman! Paano mo nalaman?
Boy: Ang panget-panget mo kasi eh!

Wahahaha! Bastos ang mokong! ;-P

They Say That When Love Knocks On...

They say that when love knocks on your door, open it.

But do you know that sometimes love enters through the back door? And before you begin to notice it, it's on its way out.

Our Friendship Has Become My Habit...

Our friendship has become my habit.

Even if you take out H, A BIT remains.
Take out A, still BIT remains.
Take out B, still IT remains.
Then take out T, and I will still remain.

Awww Ü

Doing The Best At This Moment...

"Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment..."

Remember that happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction that comes after the achievement of a difficult task that demanded our very best. ;-D

Do You Have Sex Appeal?

Do you have sex appeal? Here's a simple experiment:

Go to a place crowded with children. Stand or sit in one place without making any effort to be noticed. If children smile at you without calling their attention, you've got sex appeal.

The theory is that children's emotions are spontaneous because they do not yet experience emotional disturbances unlike adults. Your partner may lie, but a child won't. Ü

Ang Pag-Aaaral Ay Parang Mahabang...

Ang pag-aaral ay parang mahabang biyahe -- masaya at... masarap tulugan!

Hihihi ;D

The Modern Mutual Understanding...

The modern Mutual Understanding (M.U.):

You stay together, do things together, spend time with each other, and you share everything except one thing -- commitment. ;(

What Makes Friends So Important...

What makes friends so important? It's not just the joy that you feel when you meet them, but it's the pain you feel when you miss them.

Good day! ;P

Faith Allows Impossible Things To...

Faith allows impossible things to happen.

It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles do happen. ;)

Our Goal Is To Please God In...

Our goal is to please God in every thing we do. It makes no difference whether anyone applauds our actions or not.

We're called to be faithful, not famous.

Dumb Yet Profound Questions...

Dumb yet profound questions. Tipong mapapa-"oo nga ano" ka. ;)

Why are wrong numbers never busy?
How come night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
If you try to fail and you succeeded, which have you done?
Why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Is there any other word for synonym?
If God sneezed, what would you say?
If a word in the dictionary is spelled wrong, how would you know?

O, 'di ba? ;-P

We Can't Force Anyone To Love...

We can't force anyone to love us. We can't beg someone to stay when she wants to leave and be with someone else. This is what love is all about. However, the end of love is not the end of life. It should be the beginning of understanding that love leaves for a reason, but leaves with a lesson.

Boy, Girl, Kuya, & Kasal

Boy: Hindi na matutuloy ang kasal natin!
Girl: Baket?!
Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh...
Girl: Hindi 'no? Gusto ka ng Kuya ko.
Boy: Ayun na nga eh... Gusto ko rin siya.

Hahahaha ;)

Let The Most Beautiful Dream Come To...

Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight. Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight.

But, please don't make it a habit because I am not free every night.

Hehehe! ;P

It's Not Easy To State A Reason When...

It's not easy to state a reason when you fall out of love. Some might think it's just an excuse. Some might not actually believe you. Some will blame you and some might even be mad at you. What they do not see is the fact that it hurts you even more to hurt someone who does not deserve to be hurt especially when you cannot actually state the reason why you have fallen out of love.

The Eggs Have Decided To Fight...

The eggs have decided to fight against sperms.

One night, they wait with guns in the pussy but no one came.

Suddenly, one egg shouted, "Cowards! They're attacking from behind!" :D

What's The Cure for Love At First Sight?

What's the cure for love at first sight?

The philosopher replied, "Take a second look, but this time closer..."

Be Patient Toward All That Is...

Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves. Do not seek the answers, which cannot be given now; rather, live the questions.

All good things come to those who wait. Patience is the companion of wisdom. It is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. ;-)

Define Hard? Define Death?

Define HARD?

It is forcing yourself to sleep at night when you really cannot because of wet pillows and crushed heart.

Define DEATH?

It is waking up the next morning seeing that you're still on the same bed with cold pillows, and that you're still damn broken. ;'(

Why Are Condoms Transparent?

Why are condoms transparent? So that the sperm can at least enjoy the scenery!

Nyahahaha ;o)

Don't Be Unhappy If...

Don't be unhappy if all your dreams never come true. Just be thankful that your nightmares don't.

It's just a matter of perspective, see? (^_~)v

Sexy Facts of Life...

Sexy facts of life:
(1) Fate is like getting raped--if you cannot fight it, learn to enjoy it.
(2) Work is like a gang bang--ten people are behind your ass to take your place.
(3) Education is like hiring a prostitute--it needs both money and hard work.
(4) Success is like masturbation--only your own hand can let you achieve it.

Green, pero may point naman, hindi ba? ;)

There's Nothing Scarier Than Getting What...

There's nothing scarier than getting what you really, really want because then you would have something really, really wonderful to lose. ;'(

Do Not Ask The Lord To...

Do not ask the Lord to guide your steps if you're not willing to move your own feet.

What Do You Call Two Ugly People...

What do you call two ugly people stabbing each other?

Sagot: Eh di, Saksakan ng Pangit!

Acheche! :P

It Is Better to Enjoy Life...

It is better to enjoy life committing mistakes and learn rather than playing safe in your entire life and learn nothing at all.

Family Planning Advisory...

If you want to practice safe sex, do it with the same sex!

Hihihi =P

Top Reasons Ng Mga Single...

Destiny Adik ~ bahala na raw ang "tadhana"
Perfectionist ~ gusto yata maging jowa eh god/dess
Busy-Busyhan ~ sa school, sa work, etcetera
Friendship Theory ~ masaya na at secretly in love sa friend
Happy-Go-Lucky ~ tikim-tikim lang ang trip sa buhay
Wrong Time ~ feeling may tamang panahon sa love
Rated PG ~ depende kay mami at papi
Traumatic Experience ~ nasaktan minsan kaya ayaw na umulit
Ex to the Nth Power ~ kunwaring nakapag-move on pero si "ex" pa rin ang gusto

Sinu-sino ka dito? Hehe ;-P

Wrinkles And Weakness Will Come...

Wrinkles and weakness will come with age and life's stress will take its too, yet your youth and vigor will remain when you have peace and laughter in your soul.

God bless and sweet night! ü

A Drop of Water Will Eventually Break...

A drop of water will eventually break a stone, not by force, but by dropping to it continuously. That's the power of patience and perseverance that God wants us to have.

Happy day! ;-)

Love Is Not Just About Two People...

Love isn't just about two people holding each other and never letting go.

It's more about two people who knows what they have with or without commitment.

A Friend Defines The Real Meaning Of...

A friend defines the real meaning of friendship.

"It isn't based on how many secrets you share, isn't how well you get along nor how much you like each other, isn't how people see you together. But, it appreciates the differences, the gaps, the hindrances, the trials, and still... a friend looks at you, straight from the heart without hatred, without judgment, without envy, without prejudice; only pure acceptance and respect!"  (",)

There Will Come A Point In Your...

There will come a point in your life when you'll get tired of chasing everyone, trying to fix everything.

It's not giving up, it's just a realization that you don't need certain people and all of their freaking dramas. ;-P

I May Say That I'm Just...

I may say that I'm just okay.
I may smile all through the way.
I may laugh hard as if I'm not worrying.
I may talk a lot as if I know what I'm saying.

And, if one time you'd get to see, what's really inside of me, why I try to be funny and crazy, please, don't ask why, just please smile with me.

Masuwerte Ang Mga Taong Nakakaya...

Masuwerte ang mga taong nakakaya pang umibig kahit paulit-ulit nang nasaktan at nasugatan. Dahil may ilan na naisin mang umibig muli at mabigyan man lamang ng pagkakataon, hindi na kaya pang umibig ng kanilang puso dahil sa lalim ng sugat na kanilang natamo sa nakaraan.

You Can't Put A Price...

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

Hehe ;P