Admit Your Mistakes Before...

Admit your mistakes before someone exaggerates the story. ;)

A Doctor & An Engineer Fell In Love With...

A doctor and an engineer fell in love with the same girl. The engineer had to attend a seminar for a week. The engineer told the girl, "I'll be away for a week and I have a present for you. But please do not open it 'til I leave."

When she unwrapped the box, she found 7 apples with a note saying, "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away."

Hehehe =P

A Fast Beating Heart Does Not Always Mean...

A fast beating heart doesn't always mean love.

A blushing face is not always a sign that you're in love.

Sometimes, amats lang yun, 'tol! Hehe ;P

Imagine A Gay Coaching A Basketball Team...

Imagine a gay guy coaching a basketball team:

"Keber sa mga chakang kalaban! Just focusing, okay? We cannot afford to Luz Valdez. Getlakin ninyo yung last free throwingness! Windangin yung mga chenes na julaban! Okay? Go for the gold to the highest leveling mga chorva! Gow lang! Gowlalu mga friendships! O tara, group hug na akembangins!"

Hahahaha! ;D Ano raw?

I Can Handle Anything That Life Throws...

I can handle anything that life throws at me. I may not be able to handle it well, or correctly, or gracefully, or with finesse, or expediently, but I will handle it.

Life may not be the party we hope for, but while we are here, wee might as well dance. :)

Sabi Nila Nasa Akin Na Daw Ang...

Sabi nila nasa akin na daw ang lahat. Ang sabi ko naman, "Yehey!"

Nye?! Achecheche! =P

The Best Way To Walk Each Day...

The best way to walk each day is not with nice shoes, but by walking with God, not only by feet but with faith in your heart. A blessed day ahead! :)

It's Fatal To Believe Into Something That...

It's fatal to believe into something that for sure won't happen, but it's pretty damn deadly not to hope for a bit.

Good day to you, friend! ;D

Melanie, Janina, at Badminton.

Janina: Paturo naman ng Badminton.

Melanie: Hawakan mo lang ang raketa na parang ari ng lalaki.

Janina: Ganito ho ba?

Melanie: Gagang 'to! Huwag mong isubo!

Nyahahahaha ;D Masayang araw! ;)

What Is The Difference Between A...

What is the difference between a panty and the sky?

Siret? The sky covers the entire population while a panty covers the source of population! Nyahahaha ;P

Somewhere Between Heartaches And Waiting...

Somewhere between heartaches and waiting comes another chance to be found by someone who can show you that you don't deserve to be just an OPTION but the CHOICE. ;)

Nanay, Anak, at Grades.

Nanay: Ang imong grado puros rid ang kulor?
Anak: Naobosan pu ng bulpen si Ma'am, 'nay!
Nanay: Ano ni ang mga "F" dine?
Anak: Ah, ang mineng nyaan, 'nay, ay "FASA"!

Nyahahahaha! ;D

You Have Not Lived Today Until...

You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who cannot pay you back. - John Bunyan, The Pilgrim's Progress

As I Read A Book, It's Hard...

As I read a book, it's hard to turn into another page unless you understand the first one. Just like love, it's hard to go on with the new unless you are over with your past.

Crew, Customer, and Fast food.

Fast food crew: Ma'am, ano po ang order ninyo?
Customer: One large burger and large softdrink.
Fast food crew: Dito po ba ninyo kakainin?
Customer: Pwede sa table na lang? Nakakahiya kasi, may mga nakapila dito sa likuran ko eh.

Nyahahaha ;P

It Is Better To Be Single...

It is better to be single yet inspired than to be in a relationship yet confused. Hehe ;P Mabuhay Singles!

No One Is Rich Enough To Buy...

No one is rich enough to buy back the past. But, if you have the courage to do better things today, you would be the richest one tomorrow.

College Dictionary for Students!

College Dictionary for students:

Absent - The notation following your name in a class record.

Allowance - The force that motivates you to go to school.

Book - It is used as a pillow by students the night before the exam.

Bonus - The key in passing the exam.

Group Study - An alibi used by students to be with friends in a drinking session.

Late - Happens when the instructor arrives earlier than expected.

Read and Study - Causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pill.

Red Horse - Main source of hydration and energy.

Tomorrow - Deadline for assignments / projects / papers / etc.

Nyahahaha! Can relate ba? ;D

You Are Blessed Person With Important...

You are blessed person with important roles to play in life. God is watching over with love and concern. Be the best that you can be for God's glory! Gandang araw! ;)

I Woke Up Today With A...

I woke up today with a happy ehart. Thankful to God for a night of rest and comfort. Grateful to God for opening my eyes to yet another day of His love and provision. And so, with a prayer in my lips and my heart, I think of you, hoping this day finds you well, ever grateful to the Lord as I am.

As I Turn My Lights Off Tonight...

As I turn my lights off tonight, I saw a single star that shines so bright. It reminded me to say goodnight to a special star that gave my life some light. Good nighty! ;D

Smiling Sometimes Does Not Mean...

Smiling sometimes does not mean happiness at all because maybe it's just the only way to say, "I can manage..." Although sometimes, too, smiling is just a way of people to say, "I'm tired of crying."

Today Is The Last Day I'll...

Today is the last day I'll dream of reaching you.

Today is the last day I'll mention your name.

Today is the last day I'll cry over you

But, damn! When will be the last day I'll stop loving you?

Not All People That Are Good To You Are...

Not all people that are good to you are true to you as well. So, learn to weigh things. Be vigilant enough to secure what's yours and provide boundary to your conversation. Because you'll never know when a pretending good person turns into a deceitful bitch.

To Unlearn Something...

To unlearn something, learn how to hate it first, the rest will merely follow. But the hardest part of it all is convincing yourself to hate what you have learned to love.