Saturday, 29 November 2008

According to The Ancient...

According to the ancient, the engagement ring is placed on the fourth finger of the left hand. Essence?

Because it has a vein leading directly to the heart.

Bilis Ng Panahon, No? Kailan...

Bilis ng panahon, no? Kailan lang nagkukulitan pa tayo, nagdadal-dalan, naglolokohan, nagtatawanan, nag-iiyakan, nagtatakutan. Nakakamiss din iyon. Hayaan mo. Kapag nagkita tayo, barilan naman!

Excited na ako. Ikaw? Hehe =)

Did You Know That The Darkest...

Did you know that the darkest time of the day is the minute before sunrise?

So, when you feel that you're at the darkest moment of your life, remember that the sunrise is just a minute away.

Good day! ;)

Always Live The Life You Want...

Always live the life you want to live, be the person you can be proud of. Make decisions, make mistakes. If you fall, you fell because you tried. No regrets. Embrace the total darkness in you because life is too short to be always cool. You are what you are, take it or leave it.

Two Sperms Were Swimming...

Two sperms were swimming side-by-side. One said to the other, "How far 'til we reach the fallopian tube?"

The other retorted, "Fucking miles, pare! We've only just passed the tonsils kaya."

Hehehe ;)

I Wonder Why I Cannot Kiss...

I wonder why I cannot kiss my elbows.

Then it hit me. I just realized that some things seems to be so close, yet they are bound to be beyond my reach.

I Never Gave Anyone A...

I never gave anyone a reason to hate me. They just create their own little drama of pure insecurity. ;-P

Si Titser, Si Pedro, At Ang Pingot.

On the first day of school...

Titser: Class, my name is Ms. Pruke. Ang makalimot, may pingot bukas! Okay?
Class: Yes, Ma'am.

Kinabukasan...

Titser: Pedro, what is my name?
Pedro: Ma'am... Uhm... Ano...

Miss Prek-Prek?

Bwahahahaha! Gets mo? ;-D

One Liquor Shot Reduces Life...

One liquor shot reduces life by five (5) minutes. Sex, however, increases life by 10 minutes or so.

The presupposition from these statements is this: Kahit lasenggo ka basta mahalay, matagal kang mamamatay!

Nyahahaha ;-D

When I Was In First Grade, My Teacher...

When I was in first grade, my teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grow up.

I wrote down, "Happy!"

She then told me, "You didn't understand the homework, darling."

I answered back, "If you'd only disambiguated the statement, I would've written a profession like what you're insinuating right now. Also, I don't think you understand life."

Ayun, dumugo ang ilong niya. First Grader pa lang ako noon ha. Pustahan pa 'yan! ^o^

Who Would You Choose?

Who would you choose?

Someone faithful and who's willing to shed pails of tears for you?

OR

Someone hot who is super willing to fulfill your sexual fantasies anytime, anywhere, anyhow?

Uy, nalito siya. Hehehe ;-)

I Never Understood The Reason for...

I never fully understood the reason for someone to "move on:.

It's not like you're really going to "move on". You're just trying to tell your heart to stop thinking about that person every second of every minute, every minute of every freaking day until it finally becomes a routine and you don't notice it anymore.

That is, until you see that person again, with someone who isn't you, and then you have to remind yourself again.

Hindi Lungkot O Takot Ang Mahirap Sa...

Hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag-iisa, kundi ang pagtanggap na sa bilyon-bilyong tao sa mundo, wala man lang nakipaglaban upang makasama ka.

Aanhin Pa Ang Kagwapuhan Ng Lalaki...

Aanhin pa ang kagwapuhan ng lalaki kung hindi naman ako ang girlfriend?

Ganon dapat, eh no? Bwahahaha ;-D

Having Someone to Remember Is...

Having someone to remember is pleasing enough to the heart. It does not matter if you forget me once in a while. What matters is we are friends at all times.

Saturday, 22 November 2008

I Rubbed A Magic Lamp...

I rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. He asked me, "What is your wish?"

I replied, "Just for the nice person reading this message to be happy forever."

Happy araw! (^_~)

Girlfriend, Boyfriend, and god...

Girlfriend (GF): Honey, you know what? You have a body of a god!

Boyfriend (BF): Oh yeah? You really think so, too? Which god: Adonis, Zeus?

GF: No... Buddha!

Hehehe, lol ;-)

Girl, Tatay, Magasin...

Girl: Itay, nagbold po nga pala ako sa magasin. Nasa page 10 po ang picture ko.

Itay: Kinakahiya kita! Sa palagay mo ba may mas nakakahiya pa sa ginawa mo?

Girl: Yung kay Nanay po. Sa page 16 yung mas nakakahiya.

Hehehehe ;-D

Binabati Ko Ang Lahat Ng Nagmamahalan...

Binabati ko ang lahat ng nagmamahalan ngayon:

bigas
gulay
gas
pamasahe
prutas
kuryente
karne
de-lata
at
tubig

Ang sweet, no? Hehehe ;)

Istoryang Kuripot...

Istoryang Kuripot

Estudyante (E): Magkano ho rice ninyo?
Tindera (T): P5.00
E: Yung tutong ho?
T: Libre
E: Tutong na lang. Yung gulay ho magkano naman?
T: P15.00
E: Eh yung sabaw po?
T: Libre.
E: Sabaw na lang po ako.

(Pagkatapos kumain)
E: May coke po kayo?
T: (*thinking siguro bibili na 'to*) Uhmm... otso pesos lang.
E: Bigyan nyo ho ako ng isa. (*sabay bunot sa bulsa*)
E: Eto ho yung tansan, free coke daw.

Nyahahahaha! Frugality to the nth level ito! ;D

Don't Resent The Fact That I...

Don't resent the fact that I checked on you today; because I you weren't worth anything, I wouldn't bother you...

Good morning! ;)

Isang Honeymoon Eksena...

Isang honeymoon eksena...

Bride: Kinakabahan ako. Baka di ko makaya, parang natatakot ako!
Groom: Kaya mo 'to! Hindi ba may alaga kang ahas dati?
Bride: Oo nga, pero takot kasi ako sa uod!

Nyahahahaha! ;-)

Do You Know Why At...

Do you know why at an early age we were taught how to do "close-open"?

So that, when the right time comes, we would know when to hold on and when to let go.

Love Is Much Life A Tattoo

Love is much like a tattoo. You take the risk, face the pain, and yet place it in a special part of you. And, when the time comes that you need to erase it, you have to endure again the pain and realize that it will forever leave a scar--a scar that will always remind you that you had a tattoo that, for sometime, symbolized something so special.

Ano Man Ang Mangyayari...

Ano man ang mangyayari, hindi sasabayan ng mood ko ang ulan...

It's a sweet, sweet life! Good day! ;)

Never Welcome Something You...

Never welcome something you cannot entertain. Never open your doors if you mean to close your heart. Never accept love if you cannot give yourself in return. Never start a relationship you know you want to end. Two of the shortest words in the English language are "yes" and "no" and yet they are often the ones that require the most thought before they are said. Some thoughts are better left unsaid. Some feelings are better left kept to yourself. But love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence.

Have My Care That...

Have my "care" that never breaks.
Have my "smile" that never fades.
Have my "words" that never hurts.
Have my "friendship" that never ends!

Good day to you, friend! :)

Despite Being An Annoyance...

Despite being an annoyance, I still believe that someone would be brave enough to face the monster in me and would just hug me tight when I'm about to mutate.

Always Tell Someone How...

Always tell someone how you feel, mean what you say, and say what you mean even when it's hard because opportunities are lost in a blink of an eye but regrets can last a lifetime.

Cute Ba Ako?

Cute ba ako? If yes, 'wag ka nang magreply.

If no naman ang sagot mo, i-text mo sa akin ang tagalog ng toothpaste, remote control, roller coaster, at ng cake!

Ngayon din ha! Hehehe ;D

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