Saturday, 27 December 2008

May The Wonderful Feelings Of The...

May the wonderful feelings of the holidays stay with you and your loved ones. Happy araw! ;)

God Does Not Seek Out Our...

God does not seek out our capabilities to serve Him. He seeks out our availability. ~ Zechariah 4:6

God's love to you today and always! Masayang weekend ahead! =D

Dati Ang Gamot Sa Sakit Ng...

Dati ang gamot sa sakit ng ulo ay "kiss-pirin" at "yakap-sul".

Ngayon, di na raw uso ang mga yun! Ano na?

Eh di Bioge-Sex! Kahit walang laman ang tiyan, safe. Sige, ingat!

Hehehe =D

If You Miss An Opportunity...

If you miss an opportunity, do not cloud your eyes with tears. Keep your vision clear so that you wouldn't miss the next one.

It's Hard To Fall In Love Again...

It's hard to fall in love again when you're still attached to your past love. You must learn to let go and open your heart to someone else. It's not always the easy thing to do, but sometimes you just have to.

Sometimes We're All Caught Up In...

Sometimes we're all caught up in the idea of pleasing everybody. In the end, we're the ones who tend to be unhappy. It's not wrong to follow your heart or to defy all the odds. Live your life the way you want it to be, share it with someone you want to spend the rest of your life with. Because, after all, more than anything else, the general rule is pleasing the Almighty and not fearing the second rate opinion of somebody else. =)

Si Inday, Ang Pari, At Ang Delusion...

Inday: Father, I confess, every time po na titingin ako sa ibang babae during the mass, I realize that I'm the prettiest girl sa parokya. Is that a sin ho ba?

Priest: No, Inday. It's a joke.

Hehehe :-D

We Can Be Fine Even When Others...

We can be fine even when others do not have a good opinion of us. After all, what matters is not what others think of us but what we think of ourselves.

A truly intelligent person is one who can pretend to be a fool in front of a fool who pretends to be intelligent.

Behind Every Event Is God's...

Behind every event is God's purpose.

At times what we consider a trial is simply His permission for us to rearrange our lives to be more meaningful.

Laugh at detours, friends! Happy day! ;)

Pasosyal Na Girl Sa Bus...

Pasosyal na girl sa bus...

Girl: Manong conductor, can you get my luggage please? Medyo it's kinda bigat kasi.

Konduktor: Asan ba dito, miss?

Girl: Uhmm.. Yun o, the sako.

Amf! Nyahahaha ;-D

Ang Love Life Ko Ay Parang...

Ang love life ko ay parang yung bagong Coke... Zero!

Hahaha ;-P

Letting Go Is Like A Getting A...

Letting go is like getting a tooth pulled out from a dentist.

Pull it out, you're relieved. But how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn't hurting you doesn't mean you don't notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It's going to take a while, but it takes time.

Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain.

Waiting for Someone You Love Is...

Waiting for someone you love is never easy especially when, while you're waiting, the one you're waiting for is not aware that you're waiting...

~ Tongue-twister 'yan. H'wag kang mag-emote! Hmmm... Hahaha! :-D

Three Beautiful Morning Messages...

Three beautiful morning messages:

1. In God's eyes, love is always present.
2. In God's heart, forgiveness is always there.
3. In God's embrace, no one is ever alone.

Sometimes God Closes The...

Sometimes God closes the door and locks the windows. During those times, it's nice to think that maybe there's a storm outside and He just wants you safe with Him.

Hug Him tight! Good day po! ;-)

Saturday, 20 December 2008

Pagod Na Pagod Na Akong Humawak Ng...

Pagod na pagod na akong humawak ng balls mo! Pagod na rin ako sa pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman ulit, ayoko na!

~ Christmas Tree.

Somebody Once Told Me...

Somebody once told me, "Be strong. Remember, not everything has a happy ending and endings don't mean stop."

It's just a way of telling us that there's a new beginning ahead of us. You should always be ready for the unpredictable and expect the unexpected.

It's easy to fall, hard to get up. But once you're up and back on track. You will be a better person.

That's the way of life! You don't just live it, you learn from it.

If Your Heart Is Aching, Cry Out...

If your heart is aching, cry out loud because even though I hate to see your tears falling, I hate it most to see your sipon bubbling. Hehehe ;-P

Sometimes We Wanna Say To A Certain...

Sometimes we wanna say to a certain person:

You suck! You're insensitive, inconsiderate, selfish, cruel, and thoughtless! You're someone who don't deserve to be cared for by a person like me. I wish you could just disappear so you couldn't hurt me!

But when we open our mouths to say it, it comes out a li'l softer like: I Love You. Ü

What Do You Call A Naked, Sexy...

What do you call a naked, sexy, beautiful woman on the arms of an ugly, poor man?

TATTOO. Tato lang yun!

O, wag masyadong mag-isip. Baka tumirik ang utak, hehe. Ü

God Provided Us With A...

God provided us with a good-looking face.

We just have to provide the expression.

So keep smiling and keep looking good! Happy day! =)

Be Happy With What You Have...

Be happy with what you have while working for what you want.

Remember, a happy successful life begins with a "Thank you, Lord, for what I have."

Have a blessed day! Ü

When God Gives You One Important...

When God gives you one important thing in life, never hold it too tight!

So when he asks you to give it back, it's easy to let go without you hurting so bad.

Maraming Bagay Ang Gumugulo Sa...

Maraming bagay ang gumugulo sa isip ko. Bukod sa buhay pag-ibig, pamilya, barkada, mawalan ng load--dagdag gulo pa sa utak ko ay ang English ng santol.

Tama ba ang "wheredude"? ;-P

Masakit Magmahal, Nakakatakot Magmahal...

Masakit magmahal. Nakakatakot magmahal. At mahirap ring magmahal.

Pero, di ba, mas masakit, nakakatakot, at mahirap kapag nalaman mong... ikaw si Mahal?

Nyehehehe! Jowk! Churi, churi! ;-P

Daga 1, Daga 2, at Daga 3...

Daga 1: Ako tapang! Kain ako Racumin.

Daga 2: Mas tapang ako! Kain ako cheese with mouse trap!

Daga 3: Ako tapang sa lahat!

Daga 1 and Daga 2: Bakit?!

Daga 3: Kasi girlfriend ko pusa!

Makes sense?

Be brave enough to love someone whom you know might kill or hurt you in the end.

Speak When You're Angry And...

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Holds true most of the time, no? ;(

Some Funny Facts About Friends...

Some funny facts about friends:

50% of them know you and like you because of the favors you do for them.

30% of them have seen you at your best.

15% of them shared your pain.

But, only 5% of them knows the real story of your entire life.

Theoreticall Speaking: Accepting...

Theoretically speaking:

Accepting and trying to move on sounds easy, right?

But, the application of that theory means: Die first and live again.

It Takes A Thousand Sweet...

It takes a thousand sweet efforts to build a great relationship.

Yet, one fatal error can destroy everything you have started.

Saturday, 13 December 2008

Grabe Ang Mga Pick-Up Lines...

Grabe ang mga pick-up lines, no? Ang dami na, sobra. Wala na nga akong maisip eh... kundi ikaw!

Wahahaha! Yun yung banat eh! =D

Ang Magkumpare At Ang Spelling...

Pare 1: Pare, pare! Ano ba ang spelling ng orange?

Pare 2: Pambihira! Yun lang di mo alam? Alin ba: yung prutas o yung kulay?

*toink* Haha! Ü

Front View, Side View, Rear...

Front View
Side View
Rear View
Top View

Sa kahit ano pang view... I LoView!

Nyahahaha! Bagong banat lang! Happy araw! Ü

Alam Mo Ba Na 10% Lang...

Alam mo ba na 10% lang sa Africa ang maitim?

Totoo! Kasi yung 90% sobrang itim!

Hehe :)

Since Light Is Faster Than...

Since light is faster than sound, people seem bright.

Until you hear them speak.

Di ba?! Makes sense. Hehe Ü

Some of Us Have Been Through Lots...

Some of us have been through lots of tests... and, I know most of us copied.

Learn from other's mistakes! Ü 

It Hurts to Love Someone When...

It hurts to love someone when you can't even tell that someone what you really feel. Sometimes you get hurt without him knowing. You get jealous yet you have no right to feel that way. You want his time yet you're not in the position to demand for it. Your heart is breaking in silence.

But, despite of this, you continue to love because somehow in this hurtful love, there are still happy thoughts and simple moments to look forward to.

Si Inday, Si Sir, At Ang Milagrong Ginagawa Nila...

Inday: Sir, baka mahuli tayo ni Ma'am...

Sir: Wala naman dito ang Ma'am mo! Laging nasa office yun.

Inday: Eh hindi po kasi tama itong ginagawa nating "milagro".

Sir: Pwes! Don't worry! O sige, ayusan mo ulit ako at make-upan. Gusto ko yung tulad kahapon para mataray! Go!

The Best Date Is With Someone Who...

The best date is with someone who can take you anywhere without touching anything but your heart.

Pero, aminin natin, iba pa rin yung medyo manyak, di ba?! Hehe Ü

Hubby, Wifey, And The 8th Wonder...

Hubby: Dear, to me you are the 8th wonder of the world!

Wifey: You son of a b*tch!!! Don't you ever, ever, ever let me catch you with the other seven!

Uh, hehehe? :-D

Si Juan, Si Inday, At Ang Shampoo...

Juan: Lintik na shampoo 'to! Ayaw bumula!

Inday: Nako ser, panu pu yan magkabula eh de naman pu basa yong bohok nenyo.

Juan: Tanga! For dry hair to! Dry hair! Eto o, basahin mo!

Hihihi ;-}

In A Hotel Elevator A Man...

In a hotel elevator a man accidentally elbows a lady's breast...

Man: If your heart is as soft as your breast, you will forgive me.

Lady: If your bird is as hard as your elbow, I'm in Room 23.

Pwede! Hehehe ;-P

If Flirting Is A Sport...

If flirting is a sport...

I'm so sure varsity ka na! ;D

Jawless, Jawless, Jawless...

Jawless. Jawless.

Jawless Bekshop! Nagabek ng kek, kukess, at iba pang brid sama sa chess brid, monggo brid, at igg brid.

Jawless! =)

Saan ka?! Dito Ako Sa Welding...

Saan ka?! Dito ako sa welding shop. Try ko lang po buuin yung naputol nating relasyon.

Awww *blush* Hanep sa banat! Hehehe ;)

Saturday, 6 December 2008

Sino Ang Pinakatangang Babae Sa...

Sino ang pinakatangang babae sa mundo? Eh di si Eba! Kasi nakita na nga niyang hubo't hubad si Adan pero mansanas pa rin ang isinubo niya.

Dalawang Nerd Na Nagtatalo...

Dalawang nerds na nagtatalo.

Nerd 1: Alam mo, E=MC2 ka. Epal = Masyadong Corny squared!

Nerd 2: Weh?! Ikaw F=MA. Feeling = Masyado kasing Absorbed!

Nerd 1: E ikaw, P=MV. Panget = Masyado pang Vain!

Nerd 2: Nyee, e ikaw W=MG. Wangbu = na May Galis!

Nerd 1: Sus! Ikaw nga e I={MR. Ikaw = pinagsamang Moronic reincarnation ng Rats!

Nerd 2: Josme! Yun lang?! E ikaw nga K=P+1/2PV2+HPG! Kumag = Praning na medyo Pogi kuno pero Vainglorious Vermin naman! Hambog Pa at mukhang Galunggong!

Masayang day to you! Hehehe :-)

Naisip Ko Na Kahit Centrum...

Naisip ko na kahit Centrum ang inumin mo, kung wala naman ako sa buhay mo--never ka pa ring magiging COMPLETE!

Hehehe ;-P

I Can Hide The Pain That I...

I can hide the pain that I feel and make others think that I have already move on. But, I can never deny that truth that the person who failed and hurt me is still the same person I wish to love me.

Ang BF, Ang GF, At Ang Pangangaliwa...

BF: Hon, paano kung malaman mo may ibang babae akong mahal?

GF: Wala lang... Huhugutin ko lang naman ang lalamunan mo tapos isasaksak ko sa baga mo then babalatan kita at lalagyan ng asin at saka kalamansi yung flesh mo. Tapos yung sword of glory mo puputulin ko at gagawin kong sabit-sabit sa pinto namin. Bakit mo naman naitanong?

BF: (lumunok ng malaki) Curious lang. Labsyu!

Bwahahaha =D

Practice The Pause...

Practice the pause!

When in doubt, pause.
When angry, pause.
When tired, pause.
When stressed, pause.

And when you pause, pray! Then breathe.

Clear the mind. View from a different perspective then smile! And laugh, too.

Even your heart needs to rest.

Pinakamasarap Na Feeling Sa Mundo Ay...

Pinakamasarap na feeling sa mundo ay yung tititigan mo pa lang ang crush mo pero siya nakatingin na sa iyo at naghuhubad pa! Nyahahaha =D

A Five-Year Old Kid Got...

A five-year old kid got jealous on his new born brother. That night, he put poison on his mother's nipples. The next morning he can't go to school because their driver died! Saklap, no? Hehehe :)

Go for Someone Who Is Not Only...

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but someone who is willing to take every risk just for an hour  with you.

Awwww *^_^*

Kung Gagawa Ka Ng Isang Bagay...

Kung gagawa ka ng isang bagay na hindi pa naiimbento, ano 'yun?

Ako? Gagawa ako nito...

Red Horse Capsule 500mg! Isang tableta lang, sapul agad! Ito ang tama!

Also available:

Red Horse Syrup for babies 6-12 months.
Red Horse Litro Pack - natitimplang Red Horse
Red Horse Candy - para pwede kahit may klase.

Hahaha :-D Adeek!

When Someone Is Blatantly...

When someone is blatantly flirting with you, makipag-cooperate ka naman. Hihihi ;P

History ng Foot Spa 101

Judas: Anong gimmick yang hinuhugasan ni Magdalena ang paa ni Bossing?

Peter: Huwag ka ngang makialam! Darating ang araw at tatawagin 'yang Foot Spa!

Hehehe ;-P

Avoiding Someone Has Only...

Avoiding someone has only two reasons: (a) either you hate that person, or (b) you're still in love with that person. )-:

The Most Difficult Phase of Life Is...

The most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you.

It's when you don't understand yourself.

Be Strong. Remember, Not Everything...

Be strong. Remember, not everything has a happy ending and endings don't mean you have to stop.

It's just a way of telling us that there's a new beginning ahead of us.

You should always be ready for the unpredictable and expect the unexpected.

It's easy to fall, hard to get up, but once you're up and back on track, you will be a better person.

That's the way of life! You don't just live it--you learn from it.

ü ö