Saturday, 26 September 2009

Our God Can Read Each...

Our God can read each falling tear.
He sees the heart that needs cheer.
He knows the path that's hard and clear.
Don't ever give up for He is near.

Have a blessed day! (^O^)/

If You Do Not Go After...

If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it.

Good day! ;-D

Paglaki Ko Gusto Kong...

Paglaki ko, gusto kong maging... Sa Iyo!

Oha, yun ang banat! Wahahaha =D

Alam Mo, Hindi Ko Na Alam Kung...

Alam mo, hindi ko na alam kung paano na ako kung wala ka sa likod ko. Pakiramdam ko lahat ng gagawin ko ay mali. Ang masama pa, wala ka para itama iyon.

~ Lapis na walang pambura. Emo pala!

Hahaha! Happy araw! ;P

Pare 1, Pare 2, At Pacquiao...

Pare 1: Sikat na talaga si Pacquiao, no?

Pare 2: Bakit naman?

Pare 1: Bumili kasi ako ng bagong phone. May option na sent to Many!

Pare 2: Tanga nito! Matagal na yun kaya. Di naman nagtetextback si Many eh.

Acheche! :-D

Your Pain Is But The Breaking...

Your pain is but the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.

~ Kahlil Gilbran

Morning Comes Everyday And As...

Morning comes everyday and as we get out of bed, let's leave our worries behind and face the day with a smile and say: By God's Grace, I know I'll be okay.

Good day to you! =)

What Is The Most Sensitive Part...

What is the most sensitive part of the body during sexual intercourse?

Ah, eh di EARS! Duh?! Why kamo? Kasi it can easily hear footsteps coming... "May tao! May tao!"

Hehehehehe ;P

Things We Must Be Thankful For...

Things we must be thankful for:

1. Worries at the start of the day: means you are still alive.
2. Headache at the end of the day: means you can still work hard.
3. Clothes that don't fit: means you have food to eat.
4. The mess to clean up after a party: means you have friends.
5. Roof that needs fixing: means you have a house to live in.
6. Taxes to pay: means you aren't unemployed.
7. Too many text messages such as this: means you're remembered!

Stop Chasing Until...

Stop chasing until you're ready to catch me.

Asteeg, di ba?! Hehehe ;)

I Was Once Asked By A Curious...

I was once asked by a curious four-year old boy. A Question that made my jaw drop and left me puzzled until this time.

The boy asked me this: Ano po ang animal sound ng giraffe?

Ano nga ba?! Juice ko naman!

Three Ways To Catch A Tiger...

Three (3) ways to catch a tiger:

1. Newton's Law: Allow the tiger to catch you then you catch the tiger.
2. Einstein's Law: Chase the tiger until the tiger becomes tired then you catch the tiger.
3. PNP & NBI Method: Catch a cat and beat it until it agrees that it is a tiger.

Haha ;o)

By Persistently Remaining Single...

By persistently remaining single, I am slowly converting myself into a permanent public temptation.

Hahaha ;P

Praying Without Faith Is...

Praying without faith is futile. Faith without action is another thing. Let us pray with humbleness and sincerity. I'm sure God is listening to us. Thanks, God!

Have a nice day y'all! ;)

Erap, Teacher, and English Translation...

Teacher: Erap! I-translate mo itong sasabihin ko sa English, okay?
Erap: Yes, ma'am! Ano po iyon?
Teacher: Ang uwak ay hinang-hinang naglalakad-lakad.
Erap: Hmmm... The wak-wak who weak, weak, walk-walk?

Nyahahahaha ;o)

Saturday, 19 September 2009

Nobody Achieves Great Success In Life...

Nobody achieves great success in life without a give-up story.

Nothing comes for free.

There will come a time when you, too, will have to give up something good if you want something better.

A Duck In A Pond Is Calm...

A duck in a pond is calm and careless. But, what you don't see under the water is the struggling and stressed feet of the duck.

Point? What you see is not always what it seems. ;-)

Las Vegas...

Las Vegas...

You wanna know about Las Vegas?

Las Vegas is actually "Huling Saing"!

Bukas wala ng bigas! Hihihi :-D

Tips Kapag Ikaw Ay Inip...

Tips kapag ikaw ay inip or bored:

~ Magtimpla ng juice sa inodoro at inumin.
~ Manguha ng mga dahon at mag-imbento ng bagong alak.
~ Pumanhik sa bubong at mag-rapel pababa gamit ang yarn.
~ Lumabas ng daan at mag-amok.
~ Bulabugin ang bahay ng mga langgam o antik.
~ Gumawa ng sand castle sa tapat ng gate.
~ Magtayo ng tent sa office gamit ang kumot sa bahay.

So, bored ka ba? =D

Boy, Miss, At Kabastusan To The Max...

Boy: Miss! Huhulaan kita, gusto mo?
Miss: Oo ba! Shoot!
Boy: Single ka, no?
Miss: Ang galing mo naman! Paano mo nalaman?
Boy: Ang panget-panget mo kasi eh!

Wahahaha! Bastos ang mokong! ;-P

They Say That When Love Knocks On...

They say that when love knocks on your door, open it.

But do you know that sometimes love enters through the back door? And before you begin to notice it, it's on its way out.

Our Friendship Has Become My Habit...

Our friendship has become my habit.

Even if you take out H, A BIT remains.
Take out A, still BIT remains.
Take out B, still IT remains.
Then take out T, and I will still remain.

Awww Ü

Doing The Best At This Moment...

"Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment..."

Remember that happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction that comes after the achievement of a difficult task that demanded our very best. ;-D

Do You Have Sex Appeal?

Do you have sex appeal? Here's a simple experiment:

Go to a place crowded with children. Stand or sit in one place without making any effort to be noticed. If children smile at you without calling their attention, you've got sex appeal.

The theory is that children's emotions are spontaneous because they do not yet experience emotional disturbances unlike adults. Your partner may lie, but a child won't. Ü

Ang Pag-Aaaral Ay Parang Mahabang...

Ang pag-aaral ay parang mahabang biyahe -- masaya at... masarap tulugan!

Hihihi ;D

The Modern Mutual Understanding...

The modern Mutual Understanding (M.U.):

You stay together, do things together, spend time with each other, and you share everything except one thing -- commitment. ;(

What Makes Friends So Important...

What makes friends so important? It's not just the joy that you feel when you meet them, but it's the pain you feel when you miss them.

Good day! ;P

Faith Allows Impossible Things To...

Faith allows impossible things to happen.

It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles do happen. ;)

Our Goal Is To Please God In...

Our goal is to please God in every thing we do. It makes no difference whether anyone applauds our actions or not.

We're called to be faithful, not famous.

Dumb Yet Profound Questions...

Dumb yet profound questions. Tipong mapapa-"oo nga ano" ka. ;)

Why are wrong numbers never busy?
How come night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
If you try to fail and you succeeded, which have you done?
Why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Is there any other word for synonym?
If God sneezed, what would you say?
If a word in the dictionary is spelled wrong, how would you know?

O, 'di ba? ;-P

Saturday, 12 September 2009

We Can't Force Anyone To Love...

We can't force anyone to love us. We can't beg someone to stay when she wants to leave and be with someone else. This is what love is all about. However, the end of love is not the end of life. It should be the beginning of understanding that love leaves for a reason, but leaves with a lesson.

Boy, Girl, Kuya, & Kasal

Boy: Hindi na matutuloy ang kasal natin!
Girl: Baket?!
Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh...
Girl: Hindi 'no? Gusto ka ng Kuya ko.
Boy: Ayun na nga eh... Gusto ko rin siya.

Hahahaha ;)

Let The Most Beautiful Dream Come To...

Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight. Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight.

But, please don't make it a habit because I am not free every night.

Hehehe! ;P

It's Not Easy To State A Reason When...

It's not easy to state a reason when you fall out of love. Some might think it's just an excuse. Some might not actually believe you. Some will blame you and some might even be mad at you. What they do not see is the fact that it hurts you even more to hurt someone who does not deserve to be hurt especially when you cannot actually state the reason why you have fallen out of love.

The Eggs Have Decided To Fight...

The eggs have decided to fight against sperms.

One night, they wait with guns in the pussy but no one came.

Suddenly, one egg shouted, "Cowards! They're attacking from behind!" :D

What's The Cure for Love At First Sight?

What's the cure for love at first sight?

The philosopher replied, "Take a second look, but this time closer..."

Be Patient Toward All That Is...

Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves. Do not seek the answers, which cannot be given now; rather, live the questions.

All good things come to those who wait. Patience is the companion of wisdom. It is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. ;-)

Define Hard? Define Death?

Define HARD?

It is forcing yourself to sleep at night when you really cannot because of wet pillows and crushed heart.

Define DEATH?

It is waking up the next morning seeing that you're still on the same bed with cold pillows, and that you're still damn broken. ;'(

Why Are Condoms Transparent?

Why are condoms transparent? So that the sperm can at least enjoy the scenery!

Nyahahaha ;o)

Don't Be Unhappy If...

Don't be unhappy if all your dreams never come true. Just be thankful that your nightmares don't.

It's just a matter of perspective, see? (^_~)v

Sexy Facts of Life...

Sexy facts of life:
(1) Fate is like getting raped--if you cannot fight it, learn to enjoy it.
(2) Work is like a gang bang--ten people are behind your ass to take your place.
(3) Education is like hiring a prostitute--it needs both money and hard work.
(4) Success is like masturbation--only your own hand can let you achieve it.

Green, pero may point naman, hindi ba? ;)

There's Nothing Scarier Than Getting What...

There's nothing scarier than getting what you really, really want because then you would have something really, really wonderful to lose. ;'(

Do Not Ask The Lord To...

Do not ask the Lord to guide your steps if you're not willing to move your own feet.

What Do You Call Two Ugly People...

What do you call two ugly people stabbing each other?

Sagot: Eh di, Saksakan ng Pangit!

Acheche! :P

It Is Better to Enjoy Life...

It is better to enjoy life committing mistakes and learn rather than playing safe in your entire life and learn nothing at all.

Saturday, 5 September 2009

Family Planning Advisory...

If you want to practice safe sex, do it with the same sex!

Hihihi =P

Top Reasons Ng Mga Single...

Destiny Adik ~ bahala na raw ang "tadhana"
Perfectionist ~ gusto yata maging jowa eh god/dess
Busy-Busyhan ~ sa school, sa work, etcetera
Friendship Theory ~ masaya na at secretly in love sa friend
Happy-Go-Lucky ~ tikim-tikim lang ang trip sa buhay
Wrong Time ~ feeling may tamang panahon sa love
Rated PG ~ depende kay mami at papi
Traumatic Experience ~ nasaktan minsan kaya ayaw na umulit
Ex to the Nth Power ~ kunwaring nakapag-move on pero si "ex" pa rin ang gusto

Sinu-sino ka dito? Hehe ;-P

Wrinkles And Weakness Will Come...

Wrinkles and weakness will come with age and life's stress will take its too, yet your youth and vigor will remain when you have peace and laughter in your soul.

God bless and sweet night! ü

A Drop of Water Will Eventually Break...

A drop of water will eventually break a stone, not by force, but by dropping to it continuously. That's the power of patience and perseverance that God wants us to have.

Happy day! ;-)

Love Is Not Just About Two People...

Love isn't just about two people holding each other and never letting go.

It's more about two people who knows what they have with or without commitment.

A Friend Defines The Real Meaning Of...

A friend defines the real meaning of friendship.

"It isn't based on how many secrets you share, isn't how well you get along nor how much you like each other, isn't how people see you together. But, it appreciates the differences, the gaps, the hindrances, the trials, and still... a friend looks at you, straight from the heart without hatred, without judgment, without envy, without prejudice; only pure acceptance and respect!"  (",)

There Will Come A Point In Your...

There will come a point in your life when you'll get tired of chasing everyone, trying to fix everything.

It's not giving up, it's just a realization that you don't need certain people and all of their freaking dramas. ;-P

I May Say That I'm Just...

I may say that I'm just okay.
I may smile all through the way.
I may laugh hard as if I'm not worrying.
I may talk a lot as if I know what I'm saying.

And, if one time you'd get to see, what's really inside of me, why I try to be funny and crazy, please, don't ask why, just please smile with me.

Masuwerte Ang Mga Taong Nakakaya...

Masuwerte ang mga taong nakakaya pang umibig kahit paulit-ulit nang nasaktan at nasugatan. Dahil may ilan na naisin mang umibig muli at mabigyan man lamang ng pagkakataon, hindi na kaya pang umibig ng kanilang puso dahil sa lalim ng sugat na kanilang natamo sa nakaraan.

You Can't Put A Price...

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

Hehe ;P

The Human Brainn Is The Most...

The human brain is the most outstanding thing. It functions 24 hours and 365 days. It functions right from the time we were born and only stops when we... take exams!

Bad trip, ano? :}

Fall In Love? That's A Hard Thing To...

Fall in love? That's a hard thing to do. I'd rather have beer. It makes you warm inside, much like love. Then, when you had to much to drink, you fall hard. Same thing, but when you have too much love and get hurt, it takes a long time to recover while with beer, you can just sleep then it's over.

Before, I Thought That Being...

Before, I thought that being the first, the strong, and simple would win me the people's heart; but, I was wrong. Popularity is not really forever.

~ Nokia 5110

Hehehe :P

There Comes A Time When We Feel We...

There comes a time when we feel we found the perfect person for us; but, oftentimes, the situation isn't easy.

The hardest part is not letting go of the feeling, but trying to live without that certain piece that could have completed us. That, no matter how many relationships we have, no one can ever replace that special person we'll forever dream of.

"The heart beats when the soul finds its equal, yet most of the time it beats in the wrong time."

Kung Ikaw Ang Nasa Sitwasyon Na...

Kung ikaw ang nasa sitwasyon na ito, kanino ka mas higit na hahanga? Sa taong iniwan ang lahat para sa minamahal niya o sa bulate na lumilipad? :P

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