Dumb Yet Profound Questions...

Dumb yet profound questions. Tipong mapapa-"oo nga ano" ka. ;)

Why are wrong numbers never busy?
How come night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
If you try to fail and you succeeded, which have you done?
Why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Is there any other word for synonym?
If God sneezed, what would you say?
If a word in the dictionary is spelled wrong, how would you know?

O, 'di ba? ;-P