The Lord Is Preparing...

The Lord is preparing the best gift for you someday in your life at the right time, at the right place. Everything will be set accordingly; just trust Him. 

He will make it happen. Ü

A Girl Started To Look...

A girl started to look at her pussy. Later on, she could no longer control herself and started touching it. At one point, she went mad and rubbes it so hard that the pussy said, "meow," and ran away. ü

Love According to Sponge Bob Squarepants

"Love is like handing someone a gun, having them point it at your heart, and trusting them to never pull the trigger." 

~ Sponge Bob

Forget The Things That...

Forget the things that made you sad and remember those that made you glad. Forget the troubles that passed away and remember the blessing which came your way today. 

Have a worry-free day! Ü

Always Be Happy And...

Always be happy and always wear a smile. Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because your smile is a reason for others to be happy as well. ;D

God Didn't Give Us...

God didn't give us a Mind to doubt, to fear, or to grieve. He gave us the power to believe, to hope, and to love--for He wants us to see life the way He made it. Ü

I Keep On Telling My...

I keep on telling my friends about you: how you talk, how you laugh; how you touched my life. Then they asked, "Saan ba makakahanap ng tulad niya?"

I answered, "Mental hospital, 2nd floor, kaliwa, dulo!"ü

Mahirap Daw Mag-Alaga Ng Kaibigan...

Mahirap daw mag-alaga ng kaibigan. Minsan may tampuhan; minsan may problema. Minsan walang time, minsan may gulo. Pero gaano man kahirap, mahirap ka pa ring iwan. ü

You Should Always Follow...

You should always follow your Heart and not your Mind. Why? Because there's a saying: Never Mind. 

Lalim! :|

My Grandma Always Told Me...

My grandma always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. How I wish she met you so she'd see how rich I turned out to be.

Naalala Mo Sa High School Life?

Naalala mo sa high school life? 

Pahinge Papel! 
Pahiram ballpen! 
Practice bukas! 
Cleaners tayo! 
Pakopya naman! 

At, siyempre, sino makakalimot nito:
Walang tao sa bahay! Nood tayo ng bold!

Hehe...Ü

Love Is Just A Word Until...

Love is just a word until someone you meet gives it a proper meaning.

God, Thank You For True...

God, thank You for true people who enrich my life and make it meaningful by their friendship. Let them live under Your care and bless them always.

Kapag Uminom Ka Ng Alak...

Kapag uminom ka ng alak, mamaya lang wala ng tama. Kapag nagyosi ka, buga mo lang ang usok wala na rin. 

Pero kapag ikaw nagkaroon ng "isang katulad ko", tulog ka na nga, nakasmile ka pa! 

Ang tindi, hindi ba? Ü

Ang Lasing at Ang Bakla...

Lasing: Ipako ang mga bakla!
Bakla: Takbo, mga sisters, takbo!
Lasing: Ang gagamiting pampako ay aking malaki kong titi!
Bakla: Aaay! Balik, mga sisters! Putang'na ninyo, balik!

No Matter How Serious Life Gets...

No matter how serious life gets, you will consequently need the company of people whom you can completely act stupid with... and you got me here!Ü

I Learned How To Love...

I learned how to love without expecting anything in return. For a while it felt really good but soon enough I had to stop. Why? Because the more I loved the person, the more I lose myself.

No Matter How Many...

No matter how many coins you thrown into a fountain, or the number of fingers you cross, if it is not meant to be, it simply won't happen.

Being In Love With Someone...

Being in-love with someone who'd rather be just your friend is like being invited on a rooftop to watch the stars... and only to watch the stars.

I May Not Be There When...

I may not be there when you need me but a part of me laughs when you're happy and cries when you're sad. The other part stays strong enough to pray for you. That, for me, is the best thing "[insert your name here]" can do. Ü

Masarap Magmahal Ng May...

Masarap magmahal ng may "tampuhan". Hindi dahil gusto mo nang sumuko kung hindi dahil gusto mo subukan ang tatag ng samahan ninyo--at sabihin niyang, "Ikaw lang mahal ko kahit nag-aaway tayo."

Life Is A Continuous Challenge...

Life is a continuous challange, a constant struggle from womb to tomb. We are not made rich by what's in our pockets but by what is in our hearts.

I'm Afraid To Die...

I'm afraid to die not because it will hurt or because I don't know what will happen next but because I might be waiting for you in heaven and be disappointed.

Heheheü

Don't Be Afraid To Come...

Don't be afraid to come to me and cry.
Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye.
Don't be afraid of telling me how you feel.

Remember: we are friends.

We gotta keep it real.

Have Received Many Gifts...

I have received many gifts in the past, yet I have lost them. Don't you ever wonder what you're still doing in my life? It's because you are one of the gifts I am not stupid enough to lose.

Leave Something Wonderful...

Leave something wonderful with those who come to your life so they will find it hard to erase you from their hearts.

Every Person You Bump...

Every person you "bump into" has a purpose. So, go ask yourself, "How did dis person touch my life?"

With you? I never asked. I'm just grateful for the bump.

It Takes A Lot of Good Deeds to Make People Love You...

Here's a bitter dose of REALITY:

It takes a lot of good deeds to make people love you; but, it only takes one lousy mistake for them to hate you.

I Am Looking for the Wrong Person...

I am looking for the wrong person. But, not just any wrong person--the RIGHT wrong person--someone I would lovingly gaze upon and say, "This is the problem I wanna have."

Love Always Has Its "Errors"...

Love always has its "errors". Sometimes, we try to "refresh" then realize it is best to "shut down". But, the hardest part of all is to "restart" your life and to "reformat" your broken heart.