Pahusayan Sa Samurai...

Pahusayan sa samurai:
Intsik: Langaw patay
Hapon: Langaw tanggal ulo.
Pinoy: (Langaw lumilipad pa rin).

Hapon: Bakit buhay pa?

Pinoy: Papatayin ba? Akala ko kasi tutuliin lang. ;P

Di Ko Alam Kung Ano Papel...

'Di ko alam kung ano papel ko sa buhay mo. Sa pagkatao mo. O sa puso mo.

Meron man o wala, gusto ko lang malaman mo--di ako papel!

Kokomban, dude! Kokomban!

Hehehe ;D

Kung Ang Mga Taong Nagiging...

Kung ang mga taong nagiging crush ng bayan ay binabayaran...

Panigurado milyonaryo na ako ngayon! ;-P

Caloy, Tatay, at P100

Caloy: Itay! Hindi po ba sabi ninyo bibigyan mo ako ng P100 kapag pumasa ako sa Math?
Tatay: Oo. Bakit, pumasa ka ba?
Caloy: Good news, 'tay! Hindi na ho kayo gagastos ng P100!

Nyahahaha ;D

A Guy That Truly Loves His...

A guy that truly loves his girl doesn't need to unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart.

A Lot of Us Have Built...

A lot of us have built dreams with people we hoped would be with us forever only to wake up in the world of reality that nothing is permanent in this world.

Love comes and goes. People stay and leave. Life is a cycle--of finding and losing, of making and breaking, of living and dying.

That's how reality bites you.

There Are Just Certain Things In...

There are just certain things in life that are better off unknown, things that you wish you never asked, never saw, or never even heard.

Every Day You Smile And Act Like...

Every day, you smile and act like nothing's wrong. It's called putting everything aside and simply being strong.

The Importance of Something Is Seen...

The importance of something is seen when it's done. The worth of someone is realized when they're gone. For it will always be a mystery that we realize the essence when it's already a memory.

As I Turn Off My Lights...

As I turn off my lights tonight, I saw a single star that shines so bright. It reminded me to say goodnight to a special star that gave my life some light. Nighty! ;)

Sometimes Smiling Does Not Mean Happiness...

Sometimes, smiling does not mean happiness at all because maybe it's just the only way to say, "I can manage."

Sometimes, too, however, smiling is just a way of people to say, "I'm tired of crying..."

-_-

To Unlearn Something, Learn How...

To unlearn something, learn how to hate it first and the rest will merely follow. But the hard part is convincing yourself to hate what you've learned to love... ;(

Two of the Hardest Tests in Life...

Two of the hardest tests in life:

the patience to wait for the right moment, and

the courage to accept that you've waited for nothing.

Having Someone Like You In My...

Having someone like you in my life gives me so many reasons to smile, to be thankful, and to be proud to say, "See, I got the greatest friend in the world!"

Awww ",)

Minsan Ang Ibang Tao Kapag Tinignan...

Minsan ang ibang tao kapag tinignan mo, mukhang masayahin.
Kapag nakasama mo, kalog.
Kapag naging kaibigan mo, gusto laging masaya.

Pero ang hindi mo alam, kapag mag-isa lang din yun, napapagod din siya sa ikot ng mundo.

At kaya lang din niya nakakayanan, ay dahil sa mga kaibigan niyan gtulad ninyo.

Tulad mo.

Pedro, Bruno, at Listahan Ng Mga Takot...

Pedro: Tol, eto list ng mga takot sa akin.
Bruno: Aba tapang! Bakit andito pangalan ko?
Pedro: Bakit lalaban ka?
Bruno: Oo!
Pedro: Eh di i-erase natin name mo. Pwede naman kasi yun eh.

Hihihi ,")

Nakakapagod Kapag Hinahabol Mo...

Nakakapagod kapag hinahabol mo yung taong pilit na lumalayo sa iyo. Sana bumaligtad ang mundo. Yung mga lumalayo naman sana ang mapagod at hindi ang naghahabol.

Minsan Kailangan Mong Magparamdam...

Minsan kailangan mong magparamdam sa:

mahal mo

kaibigan mo

tropa mo

kaberks mo

katexts mo

Kasi kung hindi, magugulat ka na lang na ang reply nila sa iyo ay, "HU U?"

;'(

Loving Someone Takes An Extra...

Loving someone takes an extra mile. We cannot say we love someone if we cannot even show it. Oftentimes, our actions reveal the way we feel. But words? They are almost always empty.

Do You Know Why We Should...

Do you know why we should still be thankful? It's because we may never have everything but, at least, we never had nothing.

Kung Bibigyan Ka Ng Pagkakataon...

Kung bibigyan ka ng pagkakataon na maging "artista", ano ka?

SINUSUWERTE?!

Ahahahaha! :D

Goldfish Is The Only Animal That...

Goldfish is the only animal that can see both infrared and ultraviolet light.

Relevance? Wala!

Bitin kasi di ba kapag "Good AM" lang? Para may konting pasikat naman paminsan-minsan. Hehehe ;-D

When You Are Up, Your Friends Know...

When you're up, your friends know who you are. When you are down, you know who your friends are. ;)

Sometimes You Just Want To Quit When...

Sometimes you just want to quit when start hurting you. You want to leave everything as it is before the pain gets worse.

But once you remember... It is worth going this far. How much you've prayed, how much you really wanted it, and why you were fighting for it in the first place, hope then comes back to your hear and maybe, just maybe, you could win this thing you badly wanted.

If It Happens, It Damn Happens...

If it happens, it damn happens. If it wasn't meant, it certainly won't. Don't push through, just let go.

Dare not to mock yourself chasing and caring for someone who does not even care to understand you.

Love, value, and care for yourself. Because if you don't, nobody will.

Love And Beer Are Equal...

Love and beer are equal because once you had too much you begin to act stupid.

So why break your heart? Have a beer instead! Hahaha ;D

Never Wound Those You Cannot...

Never wound those you cannot kill. And never be sweet to those you cannot love.

The Only Way You Will Know How...

The only way you will know how important something is in your life is when it gets taken away from you by someone who can take good care of it better than you can.

Are You Tired of Waiting for The Right...

Are you tired of waiting for the right one? Sumigaw ka: "Tangina! Sino ang may gusto sa akin? Magsalita na! Matagal na akong naghihintay! Ano ba plano ninyo?! Kelan kayo magsasalita? Kapag di na ako yummy?!"

=P

Kapag Wala Raw Tayong Love Life...

Kapag wala raw tayong love life, huwag daw malungkot.

Bakit?!

Kasi meron pang isang taong katulad mong loveless na naghihintay lang ng tamang panahon para kayo magkatagpo.

Awww :)

Sa Swimming Pool...

Sa swimming pool:

Boy 1: Waaa! Tulong! Hindi ako marunong lumangoy!
Boy 2: E ano naman?! Ako nga hindi marunong mag-violin, sinisigaw ko ba? Sige nga?!

Hehehe ;D

Lola, Lalaki, at Sumpa...

Lola: Iho, tulungan mo ako. Isa akong prinsesa na isinumpa. Kung ako'y iyong gagahasain, babalik ako sa maganda kong anyo at tuluyan nang mapuputol ang sumpa.

Makaraan ang ilang saglit...

Lalaki: Ayan! Tapos na! Oh, bakit di ka pa rin nagpapalit ng anyo?

Lola: Ilang taon ka na ba, iho?

Lalaki: 24 po.

Lola: Yang tanda mong iyan eh naniniwala ka pa rin sa fairy tales? Naman, boy!

Hehehehe ;D

Ngek! Sira Ka Pala Eh!

Ngek! Sira ka pala eh! Alangan naman ako pa iiwas sa iyo para di ka mahulog sa akin. Di ko naman ginusto, dahil mapapahiya ka lang. Don't worry, di ko pagsasabi na na-fall ka sa akin. Promise.

~ Kanal

hehehe ;D

One Thing Worse Than A...

One thing worse than a quitter is a person who is afraid to begin. Doing your best is more important than being the best, alright? ;-)

Human Beings Can Withstand A...

Human beings can withstand a week without water, two weeks without food, many years of homelessness, but not loneliness. ;(

The Most Stupid Thing About...

The most stupid thing about relationships is that they love you when they see you, but when they don't, they flirt with someone else.

We Oftentimes Think That We Never...

We oftentimes think that we never did anything good. We oftentimes think that our deeds were never good enough.

Think again because even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Right?

Bitterness Is Not Totally A Negative...

Bitterness is not totally a negative thing. It's just a way of showing to others that in life, there's such things as: I still love you but I don't want you anymore.

Ang Tamang Bagay Saka Tamang...

Ang tamang bagay saka tamang panahon, wala na ring saysay kapag wala na yung tamang tao. Ang tao pwedeng mag-adjust, pero ang bagay at panahon, hindi. - Bob Ong

Never Use Your Failure...

Never use your failure as an excuse for not trying again. We may not be able to undo the damage or reverse the consequences, but we can always make a new start. :-)

Life Is Full of Rewards...

Life is full of rewards. If you eat properly, exercise, and take good care of yourself for 60 years, what's your reward?!

A Senior Citizen Card! It comes with a 20% discount, no! Not bad, ei? Hihihi Ü

GF, BF, and Selos...

GF na selosa: Napakadami mong babae! Sabihin mo nga sa akin, sino ba talaga laman ng puso mo?!


BF: Malay ko, ikaw yung laging may dala eh.


Yun ang banat! Hehehe c:

Sometimes It's Better To Have Time...

Sometimes it's better to have time alone, to have the complete freedom to do things you want to do. In the end, you don't really have to think of yourself as a lonely person, just someone who has been given enough space to grow. Ü

One of The Problems With Signs...

One of the problems with signs: you can interpret them in anyway you want to, positive or negative, depending on your secret desires and hidden biases. - Bo Sanchez

Pa-ikot-ikot Lang Ang Mga Quotes...

Pa-ikot-ikot lang ang mga quotes! Pasa dito, pasa doon! Nabasa na noon, mababasa na naman ngayon!

Pwede bang 'wag na lang quotes ang ipasa, lalake naman para mas masaya?!

Ahahahaha :-D