When I Was In First Grade, My Teacher...

When I was in first grade, my teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grow up.

I wrote down, "Happy!"

She then told me, "You didn't understand the homework, darling."

I answered back, "If you'd only disambiguated the statement, I would've written a profession like what you're insinuating right now. Also, I don't think you understand life."

Ayun, dumugo ang ilong niya. First Grader pa lang ako noon ha. Pustahan pa 'yan! ^o^