A Rich Lawyer Was in His Limousine...

A rich lawyers was in his limousine when he saw two (2) men on the road eating grass. He stopped to talk to them.

Lawyer: Why are you eating grass?
Man 1: We don't have money. My family is starving.
Lawyer: Come to my house and eat there.
Man 1: I have a wife and two kids.
Lawyer: It's okay, take them with you.
Man 2: I also have a wife and five kids.
Lawyer: Then more the merrier!
Men: You are so kind!
Lawyer: You will love to eat at my estate. The grass is almost two feet tall!

Wonk, wonk, wonk ~ ;-P