If You Missed An Opportunity...

If you missed an opportunity, do not cloud your eyes with tears. Keep your vision clear so that you will not miss the next one.

Pare 1, Pare 2, Pare 3, At Ang Pagbubuntis...

Pare 1: Noong buntis ang misis ko, paborito niya panoorin ang Lord of the Rings: Two Towers. Ayun, kambal ang anak namin!

Pare 2: Ang misis ko naman paborito niya ang The Three Musketeers kaya eto triplets ang mga anak namin.

Biglang nanghina yung isang kumpare nila...

Pare 1 & 2: Bakit, p're? Anong paborito ba ni misis mo?

Pare 3: 300!

Acheche! Hehehe ;-D

Every Sunrise, We See God's Loving...

Every sunrise, we see God's loving way of saying, "Oh, ayan ha, kahit pasaway ka, I extended your life for another 24 hours kaya umayos ka today."

Magandang morning! Have a great day ahead! :-D

Seven Rules To Be Happy...

Seven Rules to be Happy:
1. Never hate.
2. Don't worry.
3. Live simply.
4. Expect a little.
5. Give a lot.
6. Always smile.
7. Have Christ in your heart.

Good araw! ;)

There's Nothing Wrong In Making...

There's nothing wrong in making mistakes. What's wrong is letting it stay as a mistake without the effort of making it right.

We Put Too Much Passion On The Biggest...

We put too much passion on the biggest dreams and priorities in life that we fail to love the smallest pleasures from simple things. We search so much for the right choices, for the right paths to walk through, for the right time, for the right person and for the right reasons. But life isn't about searching for things that can be found. It is about letting the unexpected things to happen and finding things you never searched for. ;-D

Faith Teaches Us To Believe No Matter...

Faith teaches us to believe no matter what situation we're having right now.

Hold on. Be strong. Don't give up.

Because God works in ways we cannot see. :-]

Have You Ever Experienced A Time...

Have you ever experienced a time in your life you felt so empty for no reason?

Have you ever felt so down but you just can't tell why?

Have you ever felt like the world suddenly spins around you and you are caught in the middle going nowhere?

Weird, isn't it?

But that's the beauty of being human. It is knowing that there is purpose for each existence and whatever that may be, it is also the reason why we still wake up breathing each morning to discover the missing piece of puzzle that would make our lives complete. ;)

Ihanda Ang Sarili Dahil Ubod Ito Ng Corny...

Ihanda ang sarili dahil ubod ito ng corny!

Bakit nakamamatay ang butter? Kasi...

it is, "ment... tikil... yah!"

Wahahahaha! ;D

Life Is Too Short To Wake Up In...

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So...

wake up in the afternoon!

Tipid pa sa almusal, di ba? O, tulog na ulet! :-P

Sometimes You Have To Give Up...

Sometimes you have to give up something to make others happy.

Sometimes you have to step back to make them ahead of you.

And at times, you have to forget about yourself for the benefit of many.

It may sound unfair, but fulfilling. :)

After Sex With A College Girl...

After sex with a college girl...

Mayor: How much?
Girl: 200 lang po.
Mayor: What?! How can you live on 200 fee?
Girl: Kasi sideline ko lang po ito. Blackmail po talaga ang business ko.

Nye! c",)

Faith Is Not About Getting Permission To...

Faith is not about getting permission to do what is easy. It's about gaining the courage to do what's difficult.

It's not about staying in your comfort zone. It's about going where God leads.

It's not about believing what people say about God. It's simply believing what God says.

Have a blessed day! C=

Behind Every Event Is God's...

Behind every event is God's purpose. At times what we consider a trial is simply His permission for us to rearrange our lives to be more meaningful.

When God Leads Us Through Valleys...

When God leads us through valleys of trouble, His almighty hand we can trace. For the trials and sorrows He sends are valuable lessons of grace.

Happy Puso Day 2009!

¡Sólo un cariñito al recordarte en el Día de San Valentín! ~ from Bouie

As You Read A Book...

As you read a book, it's hard to turn to another page unless you understood the first one.

Just like love, it's hard to go on with the new one unless you're over with your past. (T_T)

How Would Newton Explain...

How would Newton explain "falling in love"?

It's like two marbles that fall in different ways. One is a free fall -- there's no initial force, it just goes with the gravity. One with the initial force -- there's a force with gravity.

Which one will reach the land first?

Like falling in love, which of the two will end sooner? The love that you feel freely OR the love that you forced to feel?

I Believe In Signs, Serendipity...

I believe in signs, serendipity, destiny, love at first sight, soulmates, and eternal love...

Kaya eto, single pa rin. =D

I Fell So Hard For Him...

I fell so hard for him. I did love him more than anyone else, and now...

I want him to stay...

away from me. :'c

You Will Find As You Look Back...

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.

Happy araw! (^_^)v

Bhe, Babe, Baby...

Bhe
Babe
Baby
T'heart
Boo
Honey
Boyfie
Girlfy
Honey
Hon
Sweety
Angel
Darling
Love
Dear
Choi
Howe
Mommy
Daddy
Mine
Sweetie Pie
Pangga
Panget
Cupcake
Asawa Ko
Mahal

Kahit ano pang tawagan, maghihiwalay din mga yan! Nyahahaha! =P

You Will Know If The Person Really Cares...

You'll know if the person really cares when he or she asks for what's wrong and when you tell him or her nothing, he or she stays there... waiting for the real reason.

Awww ^_^

They Say The Hardest Person To Get...

They say the hardest person to get over is the one you never had.

I say the hardest was the one who have for so long and never thought would leave.

Yet they did. ;'c

It Is Not Love If You Have...

"It is not love if you have doubts," some say.

I said, "Sometimes we just refuse to believe."

They say, "You can't love somebody you haven't met."

I told them, "I haven't met God but I do love him with all my heart and soul."

Someday A Past Love Will Come Back...

Someday a past love will come back to you and will say: I still love you.

You'll smile and say, "I know, but I just don't care anymore."

-(".(--,)

I Woke Up Fallen So Deeply In...

I woke up fallen so deeply in love with a person.

Wrong time and place but then, I realized that, it's not the person, time, and place that is wrong.

But my expectations of a love story. :-(

Lord, I Entrust My Dearest Friend To...

Lord, I entrust my dearest friend to your never failing care and love, knowing that You are doing for them better things than I can pray for. ;)

You Can Never Own Something That...

You can never own something that was never yours.

So stop gripping on things we expect to last forever.

Nothing lasts forever. Forever is a lie.

Everything is transitory.

So while you have things in your hand, put in mind that it's only borrowed so that someday, when it's gone, it won't take you an eternity just to let it go.

Love For The Sake Of Love Without...

Love for the sake of love without expecting anything in return?

Ideal, yes.

But, can we really expect ourselves to feel this way?

Act? Yes. But feel? Maybe not.

Love is giving a big part of yourself, and in the process, you find yourself needing some of it back.

I Cannot Make People Love Me...

I can't make people love me forever. All I can do is show them who I am and what I feel.

And it's up to them to realize my worth. =)

Valentine's Banat...

Boy: Can I take your picture?
Girl: Why do you want to take a photo of me?
Boy: So I could show Saint Valentine's what I really want for his feastday.

Awww ^_^

Advanced Happy Puso Day! ;)

There Is No Such Thing As...

There is no such thing as a perfect life.

Only a life sprinkled with perfect moments.

Have a good day! ;-)

God Understands We Are Not Strong All...

God understands we are not strong all the time. He knows that sometimes all we can do is rest on His arms as He takes us through the journey of life. ;)

Sometimes, No Matter How Much You...

Sometimes, no matter how much you miss someone, it's still wiser not to have that person back again.

They Say Nothing Could Last...

They say nothing could last forever. Everything would have to end sometime.

Although deep inside I know it's right, here I am still hoping against hope that our friendship is an exception.

God Reserved Something Special For...

God reserved something special for us. There is more to our life than we ever thought. There is more to our story than what we have read. There is more to our song than what we have sung. A good Author saves the best for last, a great Composer keeps his finest for the finish, and God, the Author of Life, the Composer of Hope has done the same for us.

The best is yet to be. Be there when God whispers your name.

God Gives Us A Loving...

God gives us a loving spirit so we can become a whole person; not just gifted with a mind that can understand but with a heart that truly cares. ;)

A New Day Make Us Think...

A new day make us think of the value of life: to live not on yesterday's sorrows nor tomorrow's dreams, but today's blessings!

God bless and take care! ;)

Si Pedro, Si Bruno, At Ang Listahan...

Pedro: Tol, eto list ng mga takot sa akin.
Bruno: Aba ang tapang! Bakit andito pangalan ko?
Pedro: Bakit lalaban ka?
Bruno: Syempre!
Pedro: Eh di i-erase natin name mo. Pwede naman kasi iyun eh.

Nyehehehe =D

How Would You Measure Your...

How would you measure your sadness?

It's not on the amount of tears you've shed...

...but on how many times you've faked a smile.

Life Continues Whatever Happens...

Life continues whatever happens. All we need is to be positive and be brave with all the challenges we encounter.

Faith in God is still the best armor!

Godspeed, warrior! c",)

Bakit Kailangang Makilala Mo Ang...

Bakit kailangang makilala mo ang taong magpapatibok ng puso mo pero di naman pala para sa iyo?

Para saan ba siya? Tagahilom ng sugat ng nakaraan?

O taga-dagdag ng sakit na nararamdaman?

It's Nice To Wake Up...

It's nice to wake up in the morning... and make hilata again, right?

Hehehe ;-P

Erasers Are Not For People...

Erasers are not for people who make errors, but are for those who are willing to correct their mistakes.

All God Does Is Watch...

All God does is watch and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring!

- Chuck Palahniuk

Mas Mabuti Nang Malibog...

Mas mabuti nang malibog kesa naman sa malibag, di ba?

O, aminin! Pahirapan pa namang maligo ngayon, hehehe ;D

Chakang Tambay Noticed A Kid...

Chakang tambay noticed a kid staring at him so tambay got angry...

Tambay: (shouting) Hoy! Bakit ang sama mo tumingin?!

The kid shouted back, "Eh bakit ikaw ang sama mong tingnan?"

Tama ba 'to? Hehe :-D

I Shut The Door Behind Me...

I shut the door behind me and looked above. It's been a while since I last did this. Looking at the sky, I've learned to appreciate the warmth of the sun that penetrates my skin. It's really been a long time. I used to walk in the dark. I had to do it for many months and years. Now, the sun is looking down at me. I feel like this is only the first time that I looked back.

- Sentiments ng isang call center agent na kakaresign lang. ;-)

Anak, Tatay, At Ang Yaya...

Anak: Tatay, tatay! Totoo po bang may multo?
Tatay: Anak, walang multo. Bakit mo naman naitanong 'yan?
Anak: Sabi po kasi ni Yaya merong multo!
Tatay: Anak...

Walang hiya ka! Wala ka namang yaya ha!

Ngeee... =D

Understand How Beautiful God Has...

Understand how beautiful God has added one more day in your life, not because you need it, but because someone else needs you.

Awww (*n_n*)

Your College Friends Know Who...

Your college friends know who you are, I've been told.

But I know that High School friends know why. ^_^v

Pakawalan Mo Yung Mga Bagay Na...

Pakawalan mo yung mga bagay na nakakasakit sa iyo kahit na pinasasaya ka nito. Huwag mong hintayin yung araw na sakit na lang ang nararamdaman mo at iniwan ka na ng kasiyahan mo.

Happy People Are Those Who...

Happy people are those who continuously evaluate and improve themselves.

Unhappy ones are those who perpetually evaluate others.

Stay happy! ;)

All My Life I've Accepted...

All my life I've accepted everything because I believe in this: Everything happens for a reason.

The hardest part is finding out what the reason is.

When Hardships Come, Man's Natural Tendency...

When hardships come, man's natural tendency is to ask God why He allowed such things to happen. Believe in Him and keep in mind that He is honing you to become a stronger person.

Having Someone To Sit Beside You...

Having someone to sit beside you is nice.
Having someone to wipe your tears away is great.
Having someone to hug you to sleep at night is wonderful.

But trust me... Being that "someone" to somebody feels even better. ^_^

Sometimes You Have To Make A Big...

Sometimes you have to make a big mistake to figure out how to make things right.

Mistakes are painful.

But they're the only way to find out who you really are.

Don't Try To Keep A Safe Distance So...

Don't try to keep a safe distance so as to see what happens. Don't wait to be certain before you take a step. Either you're too fast to be sure or too late to be happy.

Bitter And Sweet Reality...

Bitter Reality: Not all things that you wanted, though you worked hard just to have it, is always meant to be yours. Somehow you also lose.

Sweet Reality: But when you lose someone or something, there will come a better one that you surely deserve more than anything . Patience is still the finest virtue.

Some People Say They Cannot Live...

Some people say they cannot live without love.

But, isn't oxygen more important?

Paalala Ng Isang Airline...

Paalala ng isang airline sa mga pasahero:

"We are now preparing to land in San Francisco International Airport. Should you need any assistance, please do not hesitate to ask us. We hope you enjoyed your flight."

Paalala sa mga Pilipinong pasahero:

"Ang mga kutsara, tinidor, plato, unan, kumot, tuwalya, tutbras, tutpeyst, laypbes, at iba pang gamit panghimpapawid dito sa eroplano ay hindi po pasalubong. Maraming salamat po."

Ang cruel! Hehehe ;-D

A Friend Is One Of The Nicest...

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have and one of the best things you can be. Friendships isn't a big thing--it's a million little things.

Mapagpalang araw sa iyo, kaibigan!

If We Contemplate On The Past For...

If we contemplate on the past for too long, we pass up the chance to change and grow.

Whether we like it or not, it takes extra effort to accommodate changes in our lives.

We have to make choices.
We have to make space.
We have to let things go.
We have to let things change.

Have a nice weekend! :-D

A Short Hello Makes You...

A short "hello" makes you glow.
A short "hi" makes you smile.
A short "text" makes your day great!

But a short "prayer" will make a big difference.

By The Time You Realize That...

By the time you realize that what your brain said was right for your heart, you already have a broken heart with a mind that begins to think you are wrong.

In Love, You Have To Expect Absence At...

In love, you have to expect absence at some pint but that does not mean it's the end. All you have to do is wait. Give the person space because true love is proved when a person has seen the best people in the world but still turns back to where you are, reaches for your hand and chooses you above the world's best.

Learn to wait for the best! ;)

Ang Tunay Na Friend Ipagmamalaki...

Ang tunay na friend, ipagmamalaki mo. Nakasuporta sa iyo. Di ka ibabagsak. Kumportable ka. Mahigpit ang kapit. At malapit sa puso mo.

Parang...

Bra. :-P

Silipin Ang Gitna...

Silipin ang gitna.
Salatin ang hiwa.
Ibuka ng bahagya.
Dilaan ang gitna.
Paglabas ng puti.
Namnamin ng mabuti.

And that's how you eat Oreo cookies! Hehehe =P

I Knocked Heaven's Door One Day...

I knocked heaven's door one day and God asked me, "What can I do for you?"

"Favor po," I told him, "please love, protect, and bless the one reading this message."

He smiled and said, "Always."

Have a great day ahead! (.^-^.)

Caring For Someone Does Not Necessarily...

Caring for someone does not necessarily mean texting everyday but making time to greet and pray for them even in our busiest day.

Hope you're always fine! God bless you! ;)

In Times When You're Sad About...

In times when you're sad about what's going on in your life, just remember one permanent fact: Everything Changes.

Tomorrow will be different.

Have a very inspiring day! c",)

Kung Tutuusin, Hindi Naman Masarap...

Kung tutuusin, hindi naman masarap ang alak. Yung mga kainuman lang ang nagpapasarap.

At minsan, yung kainuman mo ang masarap! Right? Hahahaha =D

We Make A Living By...

We make a living by what we get.

We make a life by what we give.

May your generous heart always be blessed! ;-)

Question: How Many Words In The Dictionary...

Question: How many words in the dictionary can be used to describe ugly?

Answer: Only two words -- "Not Us".

Agree? Pwede ring -- "Just Them".

Hihihi =D

God Is Always At Work In...

God is always at work in you that's why you always have to be confident in everything you do. God is not just beside you or behind you... He is in you. Always.

We Will Open The Book. Its Pages...

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity, and its first chapter is New Year's Day. ~ Edith Lovejoy Pierce

Happy 2009! ;)

The 365 Days Of Our 2008 Are...

The 365 days of our 2008 are almost over, and while we're still on the last day, let me thank you for being a special part of my 2008!

Let's altogether thank God for all that has been and all that will be. A prosperous 2009 to you! ;-P

2008 Is Nearing Its End...

2008 is nearing its end. We smile as we look back at happy moments and look forward for a better year.

Wishing you and your family not just happiness but pure joy, not just wealth but heavens of treasures, and not just silence but God's peace. Cheers to the new year!

Always Welcome A New Day...

Always welcome a new day with a

"smile"
on your
"lips"

"love"
in your
"heart"


"good thoughts"
in your
"mind"

and
you will have
a wonderful new year.

Vive Bene, Spesso L'Amore, Di...

"Vive bene, spesso l'amore, di risata molto."

Translation:
Live well, love much, laugh often.

It's a new start for us! Happy New Day!

Past Is An Experience, Present Is...

Past is an "experience".
Present is an "experiment".
Future is an "expectation".

Don't forget to use your experience in your experiment to meet your expectation this new year.

A Beautiful Year, A Relaxed Mind...

A beautiful year,
a relaxed mind,
a peaceful soul,
a healthy body,
a loving heart,
and answered prayers.

These are my New Year wishes for you and your loved ones. (",)

May The New Year Bring New...

May the new year bring new hopes, new promises, and new reasons to celebrate your presence in your lives. God bless you and may you have a joyous new year!

Maligaya Ba Ang 2008 Mo...

Maligaya ba ang 2008 mo?

Kung OO, sana magpatuloy. Kung HINDI naman, bawi tayo ngayong bagong taon.

Kampi tayo ngayong 2009 ha! =D

It's The First Day Of The Year...

It's the first day of the year and just a peace of thought for you:

Live freely
Love Freely
Live and let others live
I will look forward to my everyday so I hope you do too.

2009, here we are! ^_^

Before Everyone Gets Busy Preparing...

Before everyone gets busy preparing and enjoying, here's wishing you happiness with spice and everything nice! A prosperous new year to you and your family! May the coming year fill you with so much joy!

Apology Can Never Bring Back The...

Apology can never bring back the tears that had fallen. It can't even let you forget the pain that you've felt, but it surely refreshes a wounded pride and relationship.

Apology is the best damage control.

Let's all start the year right, okay?

The Year Is Closed, The Record...

The year is closed, the record made, the last deed done, the last word said, the memory alone remains, of all its joys, its griefs, its gains. And now with purpose full and clear, we turn to meet another year. ~ Robert Browning

Happy New Year, everyone! Thanks for the meaningful 2008!

May God's Blessings And The Miracle...

May God's blessings and the miracle of the new year fill every part of your world with joy, peace, and happiness. Happy 2009!

God Specializes In Giving People...

God specializes in giving people a fresh start. ~ Rick Warren

Embrace the new year! Make the most of it and enjoy more blessings form God. Happy 2009 to you!

May The Wonderful Feelings Of The...

May the wonderful feelings of the holidays stay with you and your loved ones. Happy araw! ;)

God Does Not Seek Out Our...

God does not seek out our capabilities to serve Him. He seeks out our availability. ~ Zechariah 4:6

God's love to you today and always! Masayang weekend ahead! =D

Dati Ang Gamot Sa Sakit Ng...

Dati ang gamot sa sakit ng ulo ay "kiss-pirin" at "yakap-sul".

Ngayon, di na raw uso ang mga yun! Ano na?

Eh di Bioge-Sex! Kahit walang laman ang tiyan, safe. Sige, ingat!

Hehehe =D

If You Miss An Opportunity...

If you miss an opportunity, do not cloud your eyes with tears. Keep your vision clear so that you wouldn't miss the next one.

It's Hard To Fall In Love Again...

It's hard to fall in love again when you're still attached to your past love. You must learn to let go and open your heart to someone else. It's not always the easy thing to do, but sometimes you just have to.

Sometimes We're All Caught Up In...

Sometimes we're all caught up in the idea of pleasing everybody. In the end, we're the ones who tend to be unhappy. It's not wrong to follow your heart or to defy all the odds. Live your life the way you want it to be, share it with someone you want to spend the rest of your life with. Because, after all, more than anything else, the general rule is pleasing the Almighty and not fearing the second rate opinion of somebody else. =)

Si Inday, Ang Pari, At Ang Delusion...

Inday: Father, I confess, every time po na titingin ako sa ibang babae during the mass, I realize that I'm the prettiest girl sa parokya. Is that a sin ho ba?

Priest: No, Inday. It's a joke.

Hehehe :-D

We Can Be Fine Even When Others...

We can be fine even when others do not have a good opinion of us. After all, what matters is not what others think of us but what we think of ourselves.

A truly intelligent person is one who can pretend to be a fool in front of a fool who pretends to be intelligent.

Behind Every Event Is God's...

Behind every event is God's purpose.

At times what we consider a trial is simply His permission for us to rearrange our lives to be more meaningful.

Laugh at detours, friends! Happy day! ;)