Grabe Ang Mga Pick-Up Lines...

Grabe ang mga pick-up lines, no? Ang dami na, sobra. Wala na nga akong maisip eh... kundi ikaw!

Wahahaha! Yun yung banat eh! =D

Ang Magkumpare At Ang Spelling...

Pare 1: Pare, pare! Ano ba ang spelling ng orange?

Pare 2: Pambihira! Yun lang di mo alam? Alin ba: yung prutas o yung kulay?

*toink* Haha! Ü

Front View, Side View, Rear...

Front View
Side View
Rear View
Top View

Sa kahit ano pang view... I LoView!

Nyahahaha! Bagong banat lang! Happy araw! Ü

Alam Mo Ba Na 10% Lang...

Alam mo ba na 10% lang sa Africa ang maitim?

Totoo! Kasi yung 90% sobrang itim!

Hehe :)

Since Light Is Faster Than...

Since light is faster than sound, people seem bright.

Until you hear them speak.

Di ba?! Makes sense. Hehe Ü

Some of Us Have Been Through Lots...

Some of us have been through lots of tests... and, I know most of us copied.

Learn from other's mistakes! Ü 

It Hurts to Love Someone When...

It hurts to love someone when you can't even tell that someone what you really feel. Sometimes you get hurt without him knowing. You get jealous yet you have no right to feel that way. You want his time yet you're not in the position to demand for it. Your heart is breaking in silence.

But, despite of this, you continue to love because somehow in this hurtful love, there are still happy thoughts and simple moments to look forward to.

Si Inday, Si Sir, At Ang Milagrong Ginagawa Nila...

Inday: Sir, baka mahuli tayo ni Ma'am...

Sir: Wala naman dito ang Ma'am mo! Laging nasa office yun.

Inday: Eh hindi po kasi tama itong ginagawa nating "milagro".

Sir: Pwes! Don't worry! O sige, ayusan mo ulit ako at make-upan. Gusto ko yung tulad kahapon para mataray! Go!

The Best Date Is With Someone Who...

The best date is with someone who can take you anywhere without touching anything but your heart.

Pero, aminin natin, iba pa rin yung medyo manyak, di ba?! Hehe Ü

Hubby, Wifey, And The 8th Wonder...

Hubby: Dear, to me you are the 8th wonder of the world!

Wifey: You son of a b*tch!!! Don't you ever, ever, ever let me catch you with the other seven!

Uh, hehehe? :-D

Si Juan, Si Inday, At Ang Shampoo...

Juan: Lintik na shampoo 'to! Ayaw bumula!

Inday: Nako ser, panu pu yan magkabula eh de naman pu basa yong bohok nenyo.

Juan: Tanga! For dry hair to! Dry hair! Eto o, basahin mo!

Hihihi ;-}

In A Hotel Elevator A Man...

In a hotel elevator a man accidentally elbows a lady's breast...

Man: If your heart is as soft as your breast, you will forgive me.

Lady: If your bird is as hard as your elbow, I'm in Room 23.

Pwede! Hehehe ;-P

If Flirting Is A Sport...

If flirting is a sport...

I'm so sure varsity ka na! ;D

Jawless, Jawless, Jawless...

Jawless. Jawless.

Jawless Bekshop! Nagabek ng kek, kukess, at iba pang brid sama sa chess brid, monggo brid, at igg brid.

Jawless! =)

Saan ka?! Dito Ako Sa Welding...

Saan ka?! Dito ako sa welding shop. Try ko lang po buuin yung naputol nating relasyon.

Awww *blush* Hanep sa banat! Hehehe ;)

Sino Ang Pinakatangang Babae Sa...

Sino ang pinakatangang babae sa mundo? Eh di si Eba! Kasi nakita na nga niyang hubo't hubad si Adan pero mansanas pa rin ang isinubo niya.

Dalawang Nerd Na Nagtatalo...

Dalawang nerds na nagtatalo.

Nerd 1: Alam mo, E=MC2 ka. Epal = Masyadong Corny squared!

Nerd 2: Weh?! Ikaw F=MA. Feeling = Masyado kasing Absorbed!

Nerd 1: E ikaw, P=MV. Panget = Masyado pang Vain!

Nerd 2: Nyee, e ikaw W=MG. Wangbu = na May Galis!

Nerd 1: Sus! Ikaw nga e I={MR. Ikaw = pinagsamang Moronic reincarnation ng Rats!

Nerd 2: Josme! Yun lang?! E ikaw nga K=P+1/2PV2+HPG! Kumag = Praning na medyo Pogi kuno pero Vainglorious Vermin naman! Hambog Pa at mukhang Galunggong!

Masayang day to you! Hehehe :-)

Naisip Ko Na Kahit Centrum...

Naisip ko na kahit Centrum ang inumin mo, kung wala naman ako sa buhay mo--never ka pa ring magiging COMPLETE!

Hehehe ;-P

I Can Hide The Pain That I...

I can hide the pain that I feel and make others think that I have already move on. But, I can never deny that truth that the person who failed and hurt me is still the same person I wish to love me.

Ang BF, Ang GF, At Ang Pangangaliwa...

BF: Hon, paano kung malaman mo may ibang babae akong mahal?

GF: Wala lang... Huhugutin ko lang naman ang lalamunan mo tapos isasaksak ko sa baga mo then babalatan kita at lalagyan ng asin at saka kalamansi yung flesh mo. Tapos yung sword of glory mo puputulin ko at gagawin kong sabit-sabit sa pinto namin. Bakit mo naman naitanong?

BF: (lumunok ng malaki) Curious lang. Labsyu!

Bwahahaha =D