A Guy Goes To The...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive lady waving at him. "Do you know me," he asked.

"I think you're the father of one of my kids," she answered.

His mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

The guy said, "My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with a bunch of wet celery sticks?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

Hahaha ;)