Mrs. Kanoy Is A...

Mrs. Kanoy is a kuripot Ilocana. When her husband died, she called the newspaper asking the price for obituary. "P300 for 5 words."

Mrs. Kanoy felt the price is ridiculous so she asked, "Pwede ba two words lang, like 'Kanoy Dead'?"

The newspaper declined and said, "no, 5 words po ang minimum natin."

Mrs. Kanoy thought for a moment and said her final piece for the obituary: "Kanoy Dead. Fortuner for Sale."

Nyehehehe ;D